Dec 16, 2009 14:30
You know what this state needs? Volcanos. Lots of them. That'll make people stop bitching about the snow, especially if they are REMOTE CONTROLLED VOLCANOS. Controlled by the DEPARTMENT OF ZOMGSTFU.
"Jeepers I hate snow. It's so cold out."
"Hey be quiet Bob! Remember what happened LAST time you complained."
"Oh riiiight. Lava."
We could also use them to force companies to pay taxes on time and prevent drunk driving. Get a DWI, get tossed into the volcano. No exception, no second chance.