Trying to keep my chin up!
So x-mas is coming up, and we all know it is time for the gift giving time, and I'm here to help you not commit treason this season! I usually get bad gifts every year (e.g. scoobydoo boxers!) but this year shall be different! First off, lets learn what not to get me:
-The NEW hit product, Oral-B Brush ups!
The commercials for this horrendous idea are driving me mad! Who thought this was a good idea?! If you haven't seen the commercials, the product is basically a minty-ribbed-condom to put on your pinky to finger your mouth in public when going to the bathroom to brush your teeth just seems like too much of a strain. It's perfect for the dental-hygiene-obsessed-teen thats always on the go, in your family! To add to the further attractiveness of cramming your hand in your mouth in public, the design team at oral-B strageticly designed and architected the "Brush up!" to simulate a real maxi pad:
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What's great about this is that if you're gums are bleeding from the vicious brushing, you're already covered because you have a super-absorbent finger accessory (with wings!) on your hand!
What to get me!:
-This Banana-Bunny-Spermwhale-Squid Action figure with all the accessories shown here:
-Thom Yorke
-Or net flix...
And remember, the reason for the season, is pleasin'!
-The NEW hit product, Oral-B Brush ups!
The commercials for this horrendous idea are driving me mad! Who thought this was a good idea?! If you haven't seen the commercials, the product is basically a minty-ribbed-condom to put on your pinky to finger your mouth in public when going to the bathroom to brush your teeth just seems like too much of a strain. It's perfect for the dental-hygiene-obsessed-teen thats always on the go, in your family! To add to the further attractiveness of cramming your hand in your mouth in public, the design team at oral-B strageticly designed and architected the "Brush up!" to simulate a real maxi pad:
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What's great about this is that if you're gums are bleeding from the vicious brushing, you're already covered because you have a super-absorbent finger accessory (with wings!) on your hand!
What to get me!:
-This Banana-Bunny-Spermwhale-Squid Action figure with all the accessories shown here:
-Thom Yorke
-Or net flix...
And remember, the reason for the season, is pleasin'!