05 - Goddamned zombies

[nuclear_ted]

[Written hastily in a moment of Not Being Swarmed by Zombies. At the moment he's separated from his group with Alastair. This was not a smart move. He also doesn't bother with filters. Zombie apocalypse, yo. No time for filters!]

Isaac, Claire, Ned, Dr. Martha, Adam... roll call, status, whatever. I need to know you guys are okay.

What the hell

Comments

[gotgirlballs]

You are a fucking moron for following Alastair, and I hope it comes back to bite you in the ass.

[nuclear_ted]

At least I know his name now. Thanks for that.

Nice team-fucking-spirit you have there. Really.

[gotgirlballs]

Yeah, I've got tons of team spirit. That's why I stayed with the team, instead of running off after the serial murderer-torturer-demon-thing who'd stab us in the back if the whim took him.

Seriously, that was the stupidest decision you could have possibly made.

[nuclear_ted]

At the time I didn't know anything about him, alright? All I knew was that a guy near me was in trouble and needed help.

I'm so glad the rest of the team followed and stayed with us.

[gotgirlballs]

Of course, 'cause we're all gonna run through a brand-new lake of infected mucus to save the merry sadist and his crazy neanderthal friend. If we followed your ideas we'd all be dead by now.

[nuclear_ted]

Okay, two things. First, I'm not a neanderthal. Second, I didn't know there was anything blocking your way. Sorry.