Almost 29 years and I'm just now getting a clue.

Oct 20, 2005 14:51

So a friend of mine told her male co-worker that she was planning on having Dance, Dance, Revolution at her Halloween party. He told her "What? No one will want to go to one of your parties ever again ( Read more... )

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scornful_stormy November 10 2005, 06:40:59 UTC
raised by my father. grew up with my uncle. then came the little brother. dad was a military man and so i moved a lot and seemed only to be able to make friends with guys, never really understood the whole female 'drama and shopping' shit...

that said...

ive had my guy friends tell me my ass was too fat or my tits were too saggy or my hair looked like a rat nested in it. did they mean it? ha! prolly not any more than i did when i told them their guts hung lower than thier dicks and their breath smelled like they had been licking a $2 hookers asshole all night. ive exchanged punches with most of them, and if they made the mistake of telling me they cant hit back cuz i a girl, thats jsut an excuse for me to knock em in the jaw and laugh when they bleed. every single one has learned not to try that prissy 'but youre a girl' shit with me. one had to lose a tooth first, but he did eventually learn.

to be fair....

this is not the normal. most women are exactly how you said, extreemly senseitve and if you say theyre stupid or not as cute as their sister youre asking for a whole lot of huffing and puffing. around my guys im just another asshole farting in the wind. the few women i know never really know what to do with me. i dont date much cuz im as bad as most men when it comes to sex (i dont need to be your soulmate to fuck you) and after sex comes video games, no time for that romance shit and i could never be a lesbian cuz i would be a wife beater (bitch, shut the fuck up already!)

just offering a little support from someone who is ( at least i think so ) pretty well versed in both sexes....

youre absolutely right (in most cases) men are dumb and thoughtless but fun and women are oversensetive but have all the titties. that's life.

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hahahaah noxturne November 15 2005, 18:32:19 UTC
What a perfect response! That's exactly right, you are a one of a kind woman! I've never met a woman who was told something like that and didn't go home and cry herself to sleep.

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