From Sunny to Mars.
This day was crazy and histarical. First it went to running from a mob of children to listening to some drunk guy meeping n beeping while Julia & I watched 'Mars Attacks'. Story time!!!
So im at church. We have this little puppet thing going on now. Its a redhaired puppet named Sunny and he introduces what the message will be about. Some of the kids absolutely love him and just light up and never shut up whenever they see him. Well, today Jeremy (Sunny behind the scenes ^_~) has been doing a wonderful time being Sunny in secret. But today.., he apparently left his key somewhere and couldnt get into the room behind the curtain where he stores Sunny. So, he decides to store Sunny in the backroom. He figured no kids..no worry. Long story short..the kids DID have their activities in there and he spent the morning in the corner hiding sunny xD. Then its alrighty and all the kids are outta the room and he whips Sunny out from the corner vent area. Then Nikki pops in outta nowhere and starts screaming that hes Sunny and I have to shove her out. Of course at the name 'sunny' all the kids came out like a swarm, little Darla leading the mob of children. Jeremy stands there dumbfounded with nowhere to run (Sorry Jeremy..but you know its true. You were histarical) and so I rip Sunny from his hands and run into the bathroom and lock the door. Now theres tons of little hands banging on the door but the kids eventually were sent away one by one. So we take Sunny to the backroom again which I CLEARLY explained was a horrible idea but nuuuu, Jeremy insisted it'd be safe cause church was dismissed n the rats would be gone. So, we leave him in the backroom where the whole mess started, Sunny just chilling on a chair at the end of the table. And how would this end but for the kids to come back? Oh yes. They returned for their pictures. I snuck in with them quietly and just leaned infront of Sunny awaiting for a moment to slip him under the table or anything. All the kids are leaving one by one, never paying any mind to the big puppet with bright red hair behind me. Finally, all thats left is 2 or 3 kids. And of them, only one caught my eye. A little boy was walking towards me and he could easily spot Sunny. There was this cardboard on the table.., I lean on it casually and slowly move my arm backwards, the board covering sunnys head. This little boy is yapping away saying only god knows what and im just standing there with a sheepish smile, nodding. I dont know what he said...I was praying he couldnt see Sunny. Sunnys little hand was peeking through the arm of the chair where the boy could see and I put my hip against it and tell the boy i'll see him next week and he left. So! Success! ^.^ Jeremy finally got Sunny to his car xD
I hope you do better next week, buddy!! ;)
And then there was Woodchuck. Long story short this guy is HISTARICAL. For one, he kept trying to set me and Julia up with little 10 yr old boys. Well. a) Ew. 2) EW. 3) Can you say ILLEGAL? xD
And later hes in there while we're watching Mars Attacks and he turns the tv up to show off his surround sound system. Mine and julias ears hurt -.- Gee. How impressive.
Also! He actually thought turtles could live in his over-chlorined pool. And he spent about an hour squealing and beeping like the aliens from the movie. Annoying..but made me laugh so hard I could die. Then the movie skipped a scene and he took out the DVD. He said he had a 'trick'. He took the dvd and rubbed it all hard against his greasy genes and probally scratched the living crap outta it. I tried not to laugh..I even was hiding behind my glass acting like I was drinking. Some went in my mouth and I almost choked. I spit my pop all down my shirt and on my towel. Nice, eh xD So I acted like thats why I was laughing and we went to the bathroom to crack up. We laughed so hard our stomachs were hurtings.
Well..my day was great. I havent laughed so much in one for years xD