Man, is 9:20am always this early?
I'm not the most articulate right now. Some people might say that it's because I went out with my bff and her newspaper homies and got slightly-more-than-buzzed (and maybe also have sent some slightly incoherant texts to Triple T, but it seemed like she was amused by it so I feel like that wasn't a total humanity!fail).
But to those people who would say that I would say, "Fuck you, bitch." Because that would be rude of them to say. They'd be right, but let's not all just throw our manners out of the window in pursuit of something as trivial as "truth".
Letter Time!
Dear Coffee,
What's up? I just finished my second cup of you (and I KNOW for sure that the last one was strong because I made it and when I make coffee it could compete in IronMan) and I'm still feeling really incoherant and zombie-like (which you could probably tell just from reading this entry). So here's the deal, I'm going to go to the kitchen and see if there's anymore left, and if there is, I will drink you, but I totally expect you to start working. Come on, Coffee, I can't do this all by myself, pull some weight, bitch.
And if there isn't any left I will rain my displeasure down on my co-workers and I don't think anyone wants that to happen until at LEAST 10:00 am.
luvs, Me
-Success, people! Managed to snag the last of the pot! Muahahaha!!
Dear people at the Wyoming office,
So I'm going over the Home Depot invoice, and I noticed that your not putting your department # on your purchases, in fact, I see that on some of them you even went so far as to put NA, and None. I'm a little confused as to why you think this is kosher, but mostly I just don't care. You see, Wyoming, I don't need a PO number on your purchases because your IN WYOMING. Funny thing about HD invoices, is they have a store location. So guess what, bitches? Anything that shows it was bought in WY get's charged to WY. Isn't life funny?
no luvs, Me
I'm listening to the Repo! soundtrack at the moment, if you haven't seen this movie you need then you need to. Mostly because there is lots of Giles from Buffy singing. And you need that in your life. Trust me, it will fill a giant gaping hole that you didn't even know you had. And you'll look down at your body and go, "Oh, I didn't even know I loved Tony Head that much." That boy can SING. (also, phones? I am SO not appreciating you constantly interupting my music.)
Things I Like
Universal Orlando (or whatever it's called) is creating an entire Harry Potter area. I kind of don't have words for how amazing/i need this. They'll have a Diagon Alley area, Hogsmead, and even have elements of the Tri-Wizard Tournament! (my advice? Take the friend your not crazy about on that ride.) This is even more awesome than the magic wand remote control! (ha, I'm totally kidding, if you want me to actually spend money on that shit, make sure it does something cool enough that I'd actually tell people about!)
Here's a cool article about flappers that I'm only posting because I vaugly remember having a conversation with Krista about them. Also, awesome pictures.
Now if you'll excuse me, I think I'm going to try and figure out how to make Excel do my maths for me. But first, let me leave you guys with this-
Or maybe I'll just stare at this for a couple of minutes first.