[Squalo is sitting on a park bench surrounded by squirrels and with Bel's old snake on his shoulder ( Read more... )

VOOOOIIIII!!! This fucking place again!!! I have better things to do than stick around here for another damn year!It couldn't have waited until a better time? Fucking island. The boss is in a bad enough mood all ready without randomly losing his second. I better not return to a bunch of dead Varia when I get back. I hate having to train new guys ( Read more... )

Couldn't the Vongola find any normal people to join the Varia?! It's like they went to an asylum one day and start hiring the craziest people they could find!! First the stupid prince and now a fairy. Lussuria's fucking scary, but not the way an assassin should be!!

[2% memory regain of Lussuria in all his sparkly, gay glory! 21% total.]

Nothing like a thaw to lift a guy's spirits. No more freezing my ass off in the cold. Almost makes me forget I've been on this island for nearly a year. Che, a whole year. That idiot boss must be missing me now, stuck with that other trash. They better not be slacking off ( Read more... )

That fucking old man! Why couldn't he just die like he was suppose to?! I finally find you and I can't get through this fucking ice! I swore I would make you thankful to have me at your side, but I can't even- It's just a bit of ice, boss. Any minute now you're going to bust out and call me trash for getting too excited! As if a little bit of ( Read more... )

VOOOOOIII! That magician guy was saying he did this to me, but I just know it is all that stupid Japanese kid's fault! He calls me a girl and the next day THIS happens? He brought some fucking curse down on us! If the boss saw me like this he'd laugh his fucking head off.I least I remember his little friends now. I can't believe he thinks that they ( Read more... )

I can't believe this! I finally remember someone who is actually on this damn island, and he's disappeared! Stupid Cavallone! He probably fell off a fucking dock and drowned somewhere! Che, for his sake, he better have changed since school ( Read more... )