A Picspam That Might Melt Your Face

Aug 22, 2010 20:31

Still working out what to do re: DS rewatch comm. Expect updates soon!

But the real point of this post is: I just made a Bandom Ladies Picspam post over at remedial_mcr, but it only includes the ladies who are related to/in contact with MCR. Or, well. It SHOULD have, but it's me. Obviously I got over-excited with the post and forgot about, y'know, the whole concept of the comm, and wound up doing a bandom-wide post. So I am slinging those non-MCR-related ladies up here, on my own journal. Think of it as a bonus, right?

And the same concept goes here, too. I CHALLENGE YOU, MY FLIST, TO PRODUCE PICTURES THAT MATCH OR EXCEED THE ONES I HAVE SELECTED IN AWESOMENESS. :D? :D?

LET US BEGIN.

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You know who is fucking RIDICULOUSLY GORGEOUS?

RIHANNA



I'LL GIVE YOU A MOMENT TO PROCESS THAT BEFORE HITTING YOU WITH THE NEXT.

...YOU ALL STILL BREATHING? OKAY, GOOD, 'CAUSE NOW I'M GONNA HIT YOU WITH THIS:



One can only assume the feathers came from all the... rigorous activities which had taken place earlier. I like to imagine Rihanna and I the SO of her choosing trade off on dealing with the subsequent avian explosion.



JFC, I CAN'T EVEN DEAL WITH THIS. HER PJS ARE COVERED IN CANDY AND FRENCH FRIES. SHE APPEARS TO BE EATING A CAKE WITH A SPATULA. HER FAAAACE.

GUYS, IF YOU CAN TOP THIS PIC, I WILL GIVE YOU ALL A+++s FOREVER. FOREVER.

...AHEM, moving on. You know another awesome chick Rihanna hangs out with?

ASHLEE SIMPSON



My god, they're fucking adorable. And Rihanna is SO TALL AND SLINKY. *bites fist*

Who else do we know that's fucking adorable, you wonder? Let me help you out, students.

CASSADEE POPE



FRECKLES ON HER NOSE. SUNFLOWER. GIANT LAUGH ALL OVER HER FACE. *____*



Also? She has batwings. Your argument is invalid.

And now, we shall examine the photographic stylings of an entire band of rockin' ladies.

THE LIKE

Now, this was difficult, because these ladies like to drape all over each other and are also all INCREDIBLY PHOTOGRAPHICALLY PROLIFIC. CHOOSING PICS FOR THIS POST WAS A DELIGHTFUL TRIAL.



I WANNA GET IN THIS TARDIS.



A sassy Z Berg. God, she looks good in green. Is it just me? PS: HER FACE.



A sassy, lovely, LUCKY Z-berg with a lap full of Annie Monroe. THIGH-HIGHS, GUYS. THIGH. HIGHS.



NNNNGH. ANNIE. GET IN *MY* LAP.



But they're ALL fucking hot, and amazing. BOOTS. FOUR BABES ON A BIKE. DOES IT GET BETTER THAN THIS, I ASK YOU.



OH, I SEE, THEY WANT TO CUDDLE TOGETHER IN A BIG PUPPY PILE WITH LESS THAN MILLIMETERS OF SPACE BETWEEN THEM. FAIR ENOUGH.



This is possible because, um, well. LOOK AT THAT GIRL. SHE IS ALL WILLOWY AND LONG AND SLENDER AND HOLY MOLY, GORGEOUS.



Former member Charlotte, also gorgeous.



...and a raccoon.



And an angelic lobster, along with Tennessee. Yeah. TOP THAT, GUYS



PS: Tennesee is amazing. AMAZING. LOOK AT HER LEGS. HER FACE. HERSELF. WHERE ARE ALL THE FAIRY QUEEN AUS.



Also, omg THIGHS. And, again, FACE. She has the BEST smile.



IN CONCLUSION, I WOULD VOTE FOR THEM. NNGH.

Okay, we have to move on. WE HAVE TO. THERE ARE MORE LADIES AFOOT.

GRETA SALPETER



Greta in particular would probably make me eat my own face if I left her out. She only looks sweet and sleepy.



Holy fuck, she can fit in a suitcase. SO TINY. ...NO, MUSN'T BE DISTRACTED.



FUCK. LOOK AT HER FACE. SHE'S FUCKING GORGEOUS. AND PLAYING THE PIANO. I am undone. She can do anything to me she wants.

ETA: MORE FUCKING AMAZING LADIES IN MUSIC! Probably with less commentary, on account of my being ridiculously sleepy at the moment.

JANELLE MONAE



NNNGH. Women in tuxes, fuuuuck. Women in tuxes DANCING and being FUCKING AMAZING. FUUUUUUUUUUUCK.



And goddamn, can she put on a show. I want to see her live LIKE BURNING.



...LEGS. *bites fist*

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MICHELLE DEROSA



Apparently she was in Straylight Run, and is now doing her own thing with a group called Destry. And damn, she is DEFINITELY lovely.



To wit. Love the whole ensemble, and the SHOES.

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SHINGAI SHONIWA



She's the frontman of the Noisettes -- I just read a bunch of interviews, and aside from being TOTALLY GORGEOUS, HOLY GUACAMOLE, she's also really fucking amazing. I clearly need to get some of their music, stat.



ARMS. HIPS. EVERYTHING. Hot DAMN.



.........................

What, you want me to have COHERENT WORDS?  NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNGHHH,

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OKAY, THAT IS ALL. FOR NOW. Any awesome bandom or vaguely bandom-related ladies that I'm missing? Any pics that you think are FAR SUPERIOR? LET'S GO. BRING IT.

bandom, ladies, i am a hot mess

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