If I was in charge, I would...

[november_girl]

- ban people who serve stew with a pastry lid calling it "pie

Comments

[agentinfinity]

I'm so with you on puff pastry. Can we just ban Greggs bakers and their ilk? That would significantly decrease the sum total of nasty greasy puff pastry across the country. Some sort of bakery license could be introduced, to be awarded upon the productino of a decent short crust.

I have less of an opinion on driving stuff as I don't drive. And for some demented reason I don't hate "Jump Around" despite the fact it was overplayed at me in every rock night around throughout my late teens.

I still don't agree with you about the smoking ban :) I love the fact I don't stink after a night out, I still get all giddy when I wake up the morning after and don't want to vomit upon inhaling my own hair odour.

I'm not sure you get to be PM but definitely Minister of Pies and Birthdays.

If I was in charge I would probably spend too long angsting and not get anything done. If only everything in life were as simple as baked goods.

[irdm]

I would also like to work for the Minstry of Bazookas on Hard Shoulder Patrol to handle anyone so important that they can choose to drive down the hard shoulder when there is a queue of mortals in their majestic way.

[november_girl]

Oh yes. Save for ambulances and other emergency services and tow trucks, of course.

[averylaterabbit]

"I'm not sure you get to be PM but definitely Minister of Pies"

Pie-minister... although their already is one (which I might add do some real tasty pies - I recommend the "henny penny pie" from the supermarket or the "Chicken of Aragon" if you find a stall at some kind of outdoor event)

[agentinfinity]

I can't believe I missed that pun. For shame! *hangs head*

[november_girl]

Bakery licences ftw!