Informal Itemised Treatise on the Objects which Evoke in the Author a Turkeyday
{editeditedit [which by 'Turkeyday' he means something akin to 'enthankfulled']]]]]]
- air (non-gesmoked)
- rusty kettles
- strangely-shaped pieces of plastic
- the notion of flavor
- the expression on someone's face when they go to turn a page, but it doesn't quite turn correctly, so they're vaguely distracted and re-turn the page
- the word "fugue"
- not understanding spanish
- trees (when they are not fornicating with themselves and with my sinuses)
- the always-useful 'c.c'
- knowing all 39 words in the english language
- putting samoas and thin mints in a jar and shaking it until they fight
- loud noises (as described orthographically)
- word-astronauts
- having soviet russia be thankful for me
- procrastination
- forgetting basic syntax
- sleeping later than i should
- terminating nonresponsive processes
- captain planet
- the 'jk' tag in html
- red warrior needs food badly
- forgetting your name
- the notion of having legs
- staring down flowers
- losing at the above
- making unordered lists
- goats named 'frank'
- your mom's named 'frank
- stfu
- the process of water becoming frozen
- the process of ice becoming unfrozen, albeit on a larger scale than the above
- i'm tired