maybe not since it's been months since i've been here.  sigh.  i always promise to do better but it never pans out.

so, babies are almost 5.5 months old.  and they are still babies.  and cry babies.  and little babies.  but also cereal eating babies.  and smiley babies.  and rolly polly moley babies.  GT rolls all around & has started scooting at ( Read more... )

being a parent is hard ( Read more... )

you'd think when you move to a foreign country, you'd leave the jackasses at home.  but then you go to the american base & !!there are american people!! and voila!  jackasses.  and...uh...i'm not even sure what you would call this...

when your butt is a size 72, don't buy size 12 pants.  it doesn't work.  just.don't.  and then, to make matters worse ( Read more... )

so here's the big event in my day.  see this picture?


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good job you.  you did it again.  stomped his little heart flat.  i could almost admire your consistency if it involved something other than balling him up & chucking him at the nearest trash can.
so what is it this time?  did you your friend give some guy your number at the latest bar binge & now he won't stop calling & ,oh dear, your fiance might ( Read more... )

To the weird guy at the traffic light...

Why on earth was it OK for you to get out of your car &  knock on my passenger side window just to wave at me?  Uh, what?  And then get back in your car like nothing happened?  Don't you know that some people get scared easily?  And seeing strangers popping up at their car window for no discernable reason  ( Read more... )

 1-To the dude who was talking to my kids in the launderette when I got back after having to run home for the diaper bag...
Don't talk to my kids.  Don't talk to anyone's kids.  You're a freak.  If I had known exactly how long you had been in there talking to my kids before I got there, you would have gotten much more than the polite brush-off from ( Read more... )

i tried to go online to order ntm3 a dress. i went to SOPHIASSTYLE.COM (you'll see why this is in caps). i found a dress, 2 hair things & some bloomers. i put in all my info-using L's credit card-and it spit it back out b/c it said i put the wrong 3 digit code in. so i check it again & i did. so i put it all back in again. and it spit it back out ( Read more... )

there is a blog i read (here) and this guy writes about everything under the sun.  i love his style.  he has 2 kids & his latest post was about his daughter (7) growing up & how the magic seems to dim from her life as she learns that maybe some things don't exist (santa, magic beanstalks).  he talks about his heart breaking b/c he can't stop the ( Read more... )

so i finally got to talk to someone (her name was PEACHES-gotta love the south!).  she told me that her supervisor told her that the 2 cents would just go into "write-off" & was part of their accounting practices.  oh.  so your accounting practices include wasting paper, postage & man-power just to tell me i owe 2 cents which in turn winds me up so ( Read more... )