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This is just a series of archives since Ashelin's arrival. All OoC. More or less just a way to keep track of what's happened. I stole the idea from Nivi, who's pretty fucking epic.
August 28, 2009 ; ¤
Ashelin arrives on the ship.
¤ Lily knew the other Ashelin.
¤ Baron Praxis is on board.
¤ Jak tells Ashelin she abandoned him in the Wastelands and asked him to come back to Haven.
¤ Jak tells Ashelin the Metal Head leader was killed.
¤ Ashelin should talk with the following: Remy, Batou, and the Major.
¤ Daxter tells Ashelin Erol died in one of the races, but Erol's on board...
September 7, 2009 ; ¤
Everyone's an idiot.
¤ Zeke was in a gang.
September 10, 2009 ; ¤
Little Ashelin time!
¤ Ashelin makes Baby!Mar her lackey and calls him "Flowers".
September 28, 2009 ; ¤
Let's meet the Captain.
¤ Remy says the Captain gave presents in 2008 and he got to meet with him.
¤ Ace recommends killing members of the crew.
¤ OoT Zelda says it's not possible.
October 16, 2009 ; ¤
The hunt for Daxter is off?
¤ Meth is the ship's repair woman.
¤ Ashelin gives her golden frog to Remy.
October 18, 2009 ; ¤
Daddy knows all.
¤ Ashelin knows all about the Dark Warrior Project now.
November 13, 2009 ; ¤
The ship is boring Ashelin out of her skull.
¤ Razer reminds Ashelin Haven's been "destroyed".
¤ Ashelin takes up racing with Blitz.
¤ Ashelin tries to publicly oust Baron Praxis.
November 21, 2009 ; ¤
Phoenix arrives.
¤ Phoenix is an absolute tool.
November 25, 2009 ; ¤
Jak gets out of the brig.
¤ Ashelin comes to Jak's rescue.
November 29, 2009 ; ¤
Ashelin wants a slime.
¤ Phoenix helps her catch a slime by flirting with it.
¤ Mind-reading ice cream only leads to trouble.
¤ Phoenix learns about Ashelin's partnership with Torn.
¤ Ashelin knows about the DWP now, Jak. She has an idea, though.
December 5, 2009 ; ¤
Torn arrives.
¤ Torn doesn't handle being on a ship well.
December 5, 2009 ; ¤
Baron Praxis, out. Torn, in.
¤ Phoenix is nobility, something the way Ashelin is.
¤ Phoenix can dance.
¤ Future Ashelin and Torn have something going on, according to Razer.
¤ Torn doesn't like Torn, the Angel Slime. :<
December 5/08, 2009 ; ¤
Let's get become better acquainted. - [Locked]
¤ Phoenix isn't half bad in the sack.
¤ Phoenix likes things clean.
December 15, 2009 ; ¤
Phoenix tries.
¤ Zoomers are not his strong suit.
December 25, 2009 ; ¤
It's Christmas and the snow is cold. What the fuck is Christmas?
¤ Why, yes. Ashelin can juggle both Torn and Phoenix at the same time.
December 25/26, 2009 ; ¤
Someone knows how it's done. - [Locked]
¤ Is it passion? Is it love? Don't make Ashelin think.
December 27, 2009 ; ¤
Phoenix tries some more.
¤ The man can fight.
¤ Ashelin hates surrendering, but the three questions might be worth it.
December 30, 2009 ; ¤
Let's go to Carnival, everyone.
¤ Ashelin's going to bring them all: Ironhide, Jane, Phoenix, and Jak.
¤ Herz's "mother" lives in Carnival.
¤ Jak finds out about Phoenix and Ashelin's failed plan.
January 3, 2010 ; ¤
Phoenix investigates.
¤ He finds a book on Aeropa, and doesn't share.
¤ Ashelin knows something going on. She has another plan.
January 3/4, 2010 ; ¤
Phoenix compromises. - [Locked]
¤ Someone cares about what a certain Krimzon Guard captain thinks of him.
¤ ...Could... Ashelin fall any harder? What about Torn?
January 4, 2010 ; ¤
Phoenix gets punished.
¤ Ashelin's massive humiliation and everyone knows.
January 8, 2010 ; ¤
Why, hello there, Tess.
¤ Tess is like a little sister, but no one else knows that.
January 10, 2010 ; ¤
Ponk, ponk, ponk.
¤ Ashe actually really appreciates Keira.
January 11, 2010 ; ¤
Torn's like a hero.
¤ Only Torn plays with Ashe's hair when it's not in dreadlocks.
¤ Phoenix has a really strong grasp on her.
January 12, 2010 ; ¤
Let's put an end to things.
¤ Phoenix gave up his title because of his relationship with his father.
¤ Phoenix knows Ashelin cares about him now, and vice versa.
¤ He wants to keep going with their relationship. Ashelin's guilt about Torn strikes a little harder.
January 16, 2010 ; ¤
Someone's in a good mood.
¤ Jak's pretty damn serious about OoT Zelda. Like, really serious. Ashelin will have to look into this now.
¤ Phoenix used to work with the DWP, but he doesn't like the Dark Eco in Jak. Ashelin doesn't get it, but she'll have to figure it out soon.
¤ On the other hand, even Phoenix likes to play around with her. She can respect that.
January 17, 2010 ; ¤
Shopping time.
¤ Ashelin doesn't own a single dress.
¤ Lily is actually really good at persuasion.
¤ Dresses are... easy access?
¤ Phoenix plays dirty sometimes. That jerk.
January 19, 2010 ; ¤
Deck exploration part one.
¤ Ashelin and Phoenix bring back a poster with a bird on it.
¤ The poster seems useless.
January 19 / 20, 2010 ; ¤
Deck exploration part two.
¤ Ashelin and Phoenix meet antelope people.
¤ Ashelin saves Phoenix's ass and pulls him the fuck out before they get trapped.
January 21, 2010 ; ¤
Jak's punishment.
¤ Jak apparently thinks Ashelin's hot. This is news.
January 21, 2010 ; ¤
Razer's punishment.
¤ Razer admits he wants to sleep with both Torn and Phoenix.
¤ Razer knows about Ashelin's "two-timing" bullshit.
¤ Ashelin makes a promise to find Razer when the punishments go away and beat the hell out of him.
January 21, 2010 ; ¤
Odette's punishment.
¤ Odette wants to get her mitts on Phoenix. This is a huge no-no.
¤ No one else knows it, but Ashelin would love to kill Odette, purely out of jealousy.
January 21, 2010 ; ¤
Torn's punishment.
¤ Torn mistakes Ashelin for Erol. What the fuck. Fucking hallucinations.
January 22, 2010 ; ¤
Ashelin's punishment.
¤ Ashelin hates worrying about anyone.
¤ She's actually afraid of turning into her father. She doesn't want anyone to know this.
January 23, 2010 ; ¤
Keira's punishment wears off.
¤ Keira and Ashelin actually care about each other.
January 26, 2010 ; ¤
Apparently a princess lives.
¤ OoT Zelda is as nice as Jak says. She's naive, though.
¤ If she hurts Jak, Ashelin's going to kick some princess ass.
January 26, 2010 - [Backdated] ; ¤
Dark Eco Phoenix?
¤ Ashelin implies she loves Phoenix. Great.
¤ Phoenix doesn't deny that he had a part in the DWP.
January 27, 2010 - [Backdated] ; ¤
No more lies.
¤ Torn knows about Ashelin and Phoenix.
¤ Torn tells Ashelin he loves her.
¤ Ashelin admits she might love Phoenix.
¤ Ashelin admits she feels something for Torn.
January 31, 2010 ; ¤
Party - Part 1
¤ Torn doesn't like cookies, or sweet things at all, but he lets Ashe push him around.
¤ Ashe will randomly use nicknames when she's had too much to drink.
¤ She has a serious liver of steel.
¤ Roundears are really ugly. Please don't ever turn into one again, Torn.
January 31, 2010 ; ¤
Party - Part 2
¤ Phoenix likes to watch Ashelin move.
¤ Ashe doesn't do the relationship talk good.
¤ Phoenix knew about Torn and Ashe all along, probably, but she finally admits to it.
¤ Oh, fuck. Phoenix and Torn aren't good at sharing.
¤ Ashelin's a greedy little bitch, and look, now Phoenix is pissed. Good job.
February 1, 2010 ; ¤
Wham, bam. Thank you, Sir.
¤ Ashelin hates Razer. She really hates Razer.
¤ This is obviously Phoenix's way of getting revenge on her. And it works.
¤ Welp. Ashe feels like shit now. Thanks, boys. Good job, Ashe.
February 2, 2010 ; ¤
He's in for round two.
¤ Obviously Phoenix is just weak for Razer.
¤ She's still pretending to not be pissed. Or hurt. Or something. This won't end well.
¤ Let's pretend there's no tension there, Captain Phoenix.
February 1/2, 2010 ; ¤
Practice, practice, practice.
¤ Razer's going down. On the racetrack.
¤ She really doesn't like Razer.
¤ Ganondorf is like a huge Metal Head, except he's not. But fuck, he's like a Metal Head.
¤ Bitch has fucking nails and will use them.
¤ Ashelin is not invincible.
¤ Goodbye ship, hello death.
February 3, 2010 ; ¤
Ashelin becomes a wishing troll.
¤ Body hair sucks.
February 6, 2010 ; ¤
She wants her stuff back.
¤ Things with Phoenix are resolved again.
¤ King is like a crocapup. Heh.
¤ Torn really worries about Ashe a lot more than he expresses.
¤ Torn likes a little PDA.
¤ Ganondorf likes flowers, and apparently thinks Ashe is pretty. Or something.
February 10, 2010 ; ¤
Drinks, drinks, drinks.
¤ Jak tells Ashe he knows about her death.
¤ They both really suck at having deep conversations.
¤ But they're good at making out.
¤ Jak is Mar. The Mar.
February 11, 2010 ; ¤
Phoenix is in the doghouse.
¤ Ashe doesn't like people lying to her.
¤ Phoenix didn't really lie, though...
¤ She likes pulling on his earrings.
¤ She likes his earrings period.
¤ He corners her on her personal feelings.
¤ Ashe is very bad at this feelings talk. Don't make her do it.
¤ Soft Ashe is soft.
¤ Here, let's have sex in public, Phoenix.
February 12, 2010 ; ¤
Old Man Damas.
¤ Ashelin sucks at first impressions.
¤ Damas doesn't like the Praxis surname. Ashe is probably going to have trouble here.
¤ Damas is the man who saved Jak in the desert.
¤ Ashe is the reason Damas saved Jak in the desert.
¤ Convoluted much?
¤ Torn gets a kick out of lecturing Ashe. She doesn't reciprocate.
February 12, 2010 ; ¤
Lecture, lecture, lecture.
¤ Ashelin hates being lectured.
¤ Except when Torn says "lecture", he really means "have sex with".
February 14, 2010 ; ¤
Ménage à trois.
¤ Ashelin admits to Torn she loves him and has loved him for years.
¤ Torn admits that he wants to marry her, settle down, and have a family, whether they return to Haven or not.
¤ Ashelin... accepts his proposal?
¤ Phoenix wants in on their makeout session.
¤ What's this? Threesome in Ashelin's room? OKAY.
February 16, 2010 ; ¤
No more roundear.
¤ Ashelin opens up to Phoenix.
¤ Ashelin, are you on birth control?
¤ Ashelin, are you incapable of having kids?
¤ Phoenix, stop making assumptions, asshole.
¤ Ashelin, stop being so damn vague.
¤ Let's go get hot chocolate and hold hands together.
¤ Wham, bam, thank you, Jak.
¤ Jak's got a stupid look when he's in love.
¤ Does Ashe look the same way?
¤ Ganondorf, stop telling Ashe you like her.
¤ She's going to kill the Gerudo again if he doesn't stop.
August 28, 2009 ; ¤
Ashelin arrives on the ship.
¤ Lily knew the other Ashelin.
¤ Baron Praxis is on board.
¤ Jak tells Ashelin she abandoned him in the Wastelands and asked him to come back to Haven.
¤ Jak tells Ashelin the Metal Head leader was killed.
¤ Ashelin should talk with the following: Remy, Batou, and the Major.
¤ Daxter tells Ashelin Erol died in one of the races, but Erol's on board...
September 7, 2009 ; ¤
Everyone's an idiot.
¤ Zeke was in a gang.
September 10, 2009 ; ¤
Little Ashelin time!
¤ Ashelin makes Baby!Mar her lackey and calls him "Flowers".
September 28, 2009 ; ¤
Let's meet the Captain.
¤ Remy says the Captain gave presents in 2008 and he got to meet with him.
¤ Ace recommends killing members of the crew.
¤ OoT Zelda says it's not possible.
October 16, 2009 ; ¤
The hunt for Daxter is off?
¤ Meth is the ship's repair woman.
¤ Ashelin gives her golden frog to Remy.
October 18, 2009 ; ¤
Daddy knows all.
¤ Ashelin knows all about the Dark Warrior Project now.
November 13, 2009 ; ¤
The ship is boring Ashelin out of her skull.
¤ Razer reminds Ashelin Haven's been "destroyed".
¤ Ashelin takes up racing with Blitz.
¤ Ashelin tries to publicly oust Baron Praxis.
November 21, 2009 ; ¤
Phoenix arrives.
¤ Phoenix is an absolute tool.
November 25, 2009 ; ¤
Jak gets out of the brig.
¤ Ashelin comes to Jak's rescue.
November 29, 2009 ; ¤
Ashelin wants a slime.
¤ Phoenix helps her catch a slime by flirting with it.
¤ Mind-reading ice cream only leads to trouble.
¤ Phoenix learns about Ashelin's partnership with Torn.
¤ Ashelin knows about the DWP now, Jak. She has an idea, though.
December 5, 2009 ; ¤
Torn arrives.
¤ Torn doesn't handle being on a ship well.
December 5, 2009 ; ¤
Baron Praxis, out. Torn, in.
¤ Phoenix is nobility, something the way Ashelin is.
¤ Phoenix can dance.
¤ Future Ashelin and Torn have something going on, according to Razer.
¤ Torn doesn't like Torn, the Angel Slime. :<
December 5/08, 2009 ; ¤
Let's get become better acquainted. - [Locked]
¤ Phoenix isn't half bad in the sack.
¤ Phoenix likes things clean.
December 15, 2009 ; ¤
Phoenix tries.
¤ Zoomers are not his strong suit.
December 25, 2009 ; ¤
It's Christmas and the snow is cold. What the fuck is Christmas?
¤ Why, yes. Ashelin can juggle both Torn and Phoenix at the same time.
December 25/26, 2009 ; ¤
Someone knows how it's done. - [Locked]
¤ Is it passion? Is it love? Don't make Ashelin think.
December 27, 2009 ; ¤
Phoenix tries some more.
¤ The man can fight.
¤ Ashelin hates surrendering, but the three questions might be worth it.
December 30, 2009 ; ¤
Let's go to Carnival, everyone.
¤ Ashelin's going to bring them all: Ironhide, Jane, Phoenix, and Jak.
¤ Herz's "mother" lives in Carnival.
¤ Jak finds out about Phoenix and Ashelin's failed plan.
January 3, 2010 ; ¤
Phoenix investigates.
¤ He finds a book on Aeropa, and doesn't share.
¤ Ashelin knows something going on. She has another plan.
January 3/4, 2010 ; ¤
Phoenix compromises. - [Locked]
¤ Someone cares about what a certain Krimzon Guard captain thinks of him.
¤ ...Could... Ashelin fall any harder? What about Torn?
January 4, 2010 ; ¤
Phoenix gets punished.
¤ Ashelin's massive humiliation and everyone knows.
January 8, 2010 ; ¤
Why, hello there, Tess.
¤ Tess is like a little sister, but no one else knows that.
January 10, 2010 ; ¤
Ponk, ponk, ponk.
¤ Ashe actually really appreciates Keira.
January 11, 2010 ; ¤
Torn's like a hero.
¤ Only Torn plays with Ashe's hair when it's not in dreadlocks.
¤ Phoenix has a really strong grasp on her.
January 12, 2010 ; ¤
Let's put an end to things.
¤ Phoenix gave up his title because of his relationship with his father.
¤ Phoenix knows Ashelin cares about him now, and vice versa.
¤ He wants to keep going with their relationship. Ashelin's guilt about Torn strikes a little harder.
January 16, 2010 ; ¤
Someone's in a good mood.
¤ Jak's pretty damn serious about OoT Zelda. Like, really serious. Ashelin will have to look into this now.
¤ Phoenix used to work with the DWP, but he doesn't like the Dark Eco in Jak. Ashelin doesn't get it, but she'll have to figure it out soon.
¤ On the other hand, even Phoenix likes to play around with her. She can respect that.
January 17, 2010 ; ¤
Shopping time.
¤ Ashelin doesn't own a single dress.
¤ Lily is actually really good at persuasion.
¤ Dresses are... easy access?
¤ Phoenix plays dirty sometimes. That jerk.
January 19, 2010 ; ¤
Deck exploration part one.
¤ Ashelin and Phoenix bring back a poster with a bird on it.
¤ The poster seems useless.
January 19 / 20, 2010 ; ¤
Deck exploration part two.
¤ Ashelin and Phoenix meet antelope people.
¤ Ashelin saves Phoenix's ass and pulls him the fuck out before they get trapped.
January 21, 2010 ; ¤
Jak's punishment.
¤ Jak apparently thinks Ashelin's hot. This is news.
January 21, 2010 ; ¤
Razer's punishment.
¤ Razer admits he wants to sleep with both Torn and Phoenix.
¤ Razer knows about Ashelin's "two-timing" bullshit.
¤ Ashelin makes a promise to find Razer when the punishments go away and beat the hell out of him.
January 21, 2010 ; ¤
Odette's punishment.
¤ Odette wants to get her mitts on Phoenix. This is a huge no-no.
¤ No one else knows it, but Ashelin would love to kill Odette, purely out of jealousy.
January 21, 2010 ; ¤
Torn's punishment.
¤ Torn mistakes Ashelin for Erol. What the fuck. Fucking hallucinations.
January 22, 2010 ; ¤
Ashelin's punishment.
¤ Ashelin hates worrying about anyone.
¤ She's actually afraid of turning into her father. She doesn't want anyone to know this.
January 23, 2010 ; ¤
Keira's punishment wears off.
¤ Keira and Ashelin actually care about each other.
January 26, 2010 ; ¤
Apparently a princess lives.
¤ OoT Zelda is as nice as Jak says. She's naive, though.
¤ If she hurts Jak, Ashelin's going to kick some princess ass.
January 26, 2010 - [Backdated] ; ¤
Dark Eco Phoenix?
¤ Ashelin implies she loves Phoenix. Great.
¤ Phoenix doesn't deny that he had a part in the DWP.
January 27, 2010 - [Backdated] ; ¤
No more lies.
¤ Torn knows about Ashelin and Phoenix.
¤ Torn tells Ashelin he loves her.
¤ Ashelin admits she might love Phoenix.
¤ Ashelin admits she feels something for Torn.
January 31, 2010 ; ¤
Party - Part 1
¤ Torn doesn't like cookies, or sweet things at all, but he lets Ashe push him around.
¤ Ashe will randomly use nicknames when she's had too much to drink.
¤ She has a serious liver of steel.
¤ Roundears are really ugly. Please don't ever turn into one again, Torn.
January 31, 2010 ; ¤
Party - Part 2
¤ Phoenix likes to watch Ashelin move.
¤ Ashe doesn't do the relationship talk good.
¤ Phoenix knew about Torn and Ashe all along, probably, but she finally admits to it.
¤ Oh, fuck. Phoenix and Torn aren't good at sharing.
¤ Ashelin's a greedy little bitch, and look, now Phoenix is pissed. Good job.
February 1, 2010 ; ¤
Wham, bam. Thank you, Sir.
¤ Ashelin hates Razer. She really hates Razer.
¤ This is obviously Phoenix's way of getting revenge on her. And it works.
¤ Welp. Ashe feels like shit now. Thanks, boys. Good job, Ashe.
February 2, 2010 ; ¤
He's in for round two.
¤ Obviously Phoenix is just weak for Razer.
¤ She's still pretending to not be pissed. Or hurt. Or something. This won't end well.
¤ Let's pretend there's no tension there, Captain Phoenix.
February 1/2, 2010 ; ¤
Practice, practice, practice.
¤ Razer's going down. On the racetrack.
¤ She really doesn't like Razer.
¤ Ganondorf is like a huge Metal Head, except he's not. But fuck, he's like a Metal Head.
¤ Bitch has fucking nails and will use them.
¤ Ashelin is not invincible.
¤ Goodbye ship, hello death.
February 3, 2010 ; ¤
Ashelin becomes a wishing troll.
¤ Body hair sucks.
February 6, 2010 ; ¤
She wants her stuff back.
¤ Things with Phoenix are resolved again.
¤ King is like a crocapup. Heh.
¤ Torn really worries about Ashe a lot more than he expresses.
¤ Torn likes a little PDA.
¤ Ganondorf likes flowers, and apparently thinks Ashe is pretty. Or something.
February 10, 2010 ; ¤
Drinks, drinks, drinks.
¤ Jak tells Ashe he knows about her death.
¤ They both really suck at having deep conversations.
¤ But they're good at making out.
¤ Jak is Mar. The Mar.
February 11, 2010 ; ¤
Phoenix is in the doghouse.
¤ Ashe doesn't like people lying to her.
¤ Phoenix didn't really lie, though...
¤ She likes pulling on his earrings.
¤ She likes his earrings period.
¤ He corners her on her personal feelings.
¤ Ashe is very bad at this feelings talk. Don't make her do it.
¤ Soft Ashe is soft.
¤ Here, let's have sex in public, Phoenix.
February 12, 2010 ; ¤
Old Man Damas.
¤ Ashelin sucks at first impressions.
¤ Damas doesn't like the Praxis surname. Ashe is probably going to have trouble here.
¤ Damas is the man who saved Jak in the desert.
¤ Ashe is the reason Damas saved Jak in the desert.
¤ Convoluted much?
¤ Torn gets a kick out of lecturing Ashe. She doesn't reciprocate.
February 12, 2010 ; ¤
Lecture, lecture, lecture.
¤ Ashelin hates being lectured.
¤ Except when Torn says "lecture", he really means "have sex with".
February 14, 2010 ; ¤
Ménage à trois.
¤ Ashelin admits to Torn she loves him and has loved him for years.
¤ Torn admits that he wants to marry her, settle down, and have a family, whether they return to Haven or not.
¤ Ashelin... accepts his proposal?
¤ Phoenix wants in on their makeout session.
¤ What's this? Threesome in Ashelin's room? OKAY.
February 16, 2010 ; ¤
No more roundear.
¤ Ashelin opens up to Phoenix.
¤ Ashelin, are you on birth control?
¤ Ashelin, are you incapable of having kids?
¤ Phoenix, stop making assumptions, asshole.
¤ Ashelin, stop being so damn vague.
¤ Let's go get hot chocolate and hold hands together.
¤ Wham, bam, thank you, Jak.
¤ Jak's got a stupid look when he's in love.
¤ Does Ashe look the same way?
¤ Ganondorf, stop telling Ashe you like her.
¤ She's going to kill the Gerudo again if he doesn't stop.