[Action / Accidental Voice] - What happened..? Who am I..? WHERE am I..?

[notshadowfever]

[A little distance north of the village, towards Cherry Blossom Tree hill, a large, unconscious creature blocks the path further north. A beached whale this far from the ocean? Wait, no, it's just a New Feather... A rather bulbous humanoid, splayed out on his back and sleeping like a baby. Not for long, though.]

Aaaargh!

[He wakes with a start,

Comments

[Voice]

[sherpahat]

Naked? Like- oh dude, that's harsh.

[Voice]

[notshadowfever]

Harsh?! Me, the great and powerful Dr. Eggman, kidnapped and left for dead in the forest and all you can say is HARSH? Who is this?!

[Voice]

[sherpahat]

I'm ... a concerned party! Me and my bud Izzy represent the people of Dildania, and speak Dildanese in our consortium. It's yetuueo to meet you.

[Dildanese, obviously, is not translated as it's made up]

[Voice]

[notshadowfever]

Dildania, huh? In that case, I represent the glorious Eggman Empire!

[Eggmanland doesn't have its own language, though. Perhaps it should!]

[Voice]

[sherpahat]

Okay, then Ambassador-Doctor Eggman, I declare a parley!

[Voice]

[notshadowfever]

A- A parley?

[This is just some kid. Still, more co-operative than the UF President so far... This is silly, but whatever information Eggman can get right now might help.]

Very well then, ambassador. What have you to say?

[Voice]

[sherpahat]

Okay, so... Ambassador-Doctor, chances are, we're not in your empire right now. They say home is where the heart is, but when you off the triangle, you're off the triangle. When you get a house here it can be an embassy, yeah, but you sound like an ambitious guy! I want to talk to you about an alliance.

[Voice]

[notshadowfever]

[Triangle? Best not to ask.]

An alliance?! What non- [Eggman stops suddenly. This is the first time anyone's acknowledged him as a country, even if it is a kid. It makes Eggman feel somewhat important.]

Ahem! Very well then, ambassador. I'm willing to discuss an alliance with you. Of course, before any talks can begin, you might want to properly introduce yourself.

[Voice]

[sherpahat]

Right, got it! I'm Dil Pickles. Nice to meet you, by the way.

[Voice]

[notshadowfever]

[Dil? That explains Dildania... A naming convention to match Eggman's, it seems!]

The pleasure's all mine, I'm sure. Allow me to introduce myself properly. I am Dr. Eggman, the greatest scientific genius the Earth has ever known!

What are you proposing?

[Voice]

[sherpahat]

Well, the real bad-guys here - the enemy, I guess? - are the other scientists, the Malnosso. They're the bad scientists. Our alliance would be a pool of ideas and tech and possibly porpoise-based resources in order to make bigger and better things. There's limited resources in Luceti, after all!

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[notshadowfever]

Grr! Those accursed Malnosso! They will be CRUSHED.

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[notshadowfever]

[Eggman composes himself.] Ahem.

A pool of ideas and tech, huh? [Again, just a kid... But this "alliance" could prove surprisingly useful in the future. After all, Tails is only 8 and his technology is astounding. Just ignore the part about porpoises.] Oh ho ho! Very well then! This alliance could well serve a porpoise- Er, purpose for both of us!

What kind of technology does Dildania have to offer the great Eggman Empire?

[Voice]

[sherpahat]

Shillows. [...] But other stuff too - the aquarium belt, bicycles, water slides, catapults... Taking some ideas from my dad I could do even cooler stuff like an automatic sorter but-! Keep in mind we're a young nation, still learning. Tutor us a bit and I promise we'll come up with even better things.

[...] Plus according to Izzy if I got some plutonium I could make a warp gate out of a microwave and a a toaster.

[Voice]

[notshadowfever]

[Eggman's unimpressed with the list of inventions he's listening to, feeling like all of this is a waste of time after all. That is, until-]

A warp gate?! That's genius! Why didn't I think of that before?! Ha ha! That could well work if we find all the ingredients!

[Voice]

[sherpahat]

We'll have be searching high and low for the right stuff - rare elements, you know, even aliens have trouble with them - but we can do it between the two of us, I think!