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[notsaul]

[HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS! It's the first night of Hanukkah, and if you are Annie's friend, a friend of Annie's friend, or happen to have breasts, you have been invited over Annie's house for the celebration! And by invited, I definitely mean forced. Perhaps bodily dragged.

A. There is a really hideous-looking plastic menorah on a table next to the

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[guitarslaying]

[She doesn't know about anyone else but hey Haruko will dig right into that squid, thank you very much. She doesn't give a damn how it tastes or how well "cooked" it was, she's eating it.]

So how'd you get the squid, kid?

[notsaul]

What squid.

[guitarslaying]

Huh. So what's the deep fried monstrosity in the middle, then?

[notsaul]

Hm? Oh, yeah, fucking Jaws over there made some latkes or something; I personally apologize for them.

[guitarslaying]

Naw, not the latkes. I'm not touching that shit. I mean the big fried thing in the middle, other than the latkes and steak. What the hell am I eating here?

[notsaul]

No clue. [JUST MASSIVELY DEEP DENIAL] We don't have any squids here anymore, so.

[guitarslaying]

....Goddammit. Did I get tricked into eating a person again?

[notsaul]

... Dude, what the fuck, no!

That's, like, seriously not kosher! [AND THAT IS HER ONLY OBJECTION...]

[guitarslaying]

Oh okay then we're golden.

[And she'll go back to eating. Because hey, as long as she isn't eating a person, she doesn't give a damn what she's eating.]

So you cook this yourself, or what?

[notsaul]

Nah, man, I can't cook. [which is why it's mostly raw and probably made entirely with baking soda and corn flakes]

[guitarslaying]

Ah. Well, whatever it is, it's pretty edible.

[She's probably going to regret this, but she isn't stopping. She's used to eating weird shit due to her alien physiology, but this is probably going to wage all kinds of unholy hell on her insides tomorrow.]

Could use some more peppers, though.

[notsaul]

It could use more non-ass flavor, that's what it could use. [NOW MART'S LATKES WILL GO JOIN ENGLAND'S SCONE COLONY AND LIVE IN HARMONY...]

[guitarslaying]

Hey, not gonna fight with you there.