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[notsaul]

[HEY GUESS WHAT DAY IT IS! It's the first night of Hanukkah, and if you are Annie's friend, a friend of Annie's friend, or happen to have breasts, you have been invited over Annie's house for the celebration! And by invited, I definitely mean forced. Perhaps bodily dragged.

A. There is a really hideous-looking plastic menorah on a table next to the

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[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart gives a swagger as he lays down the plate of super awesome Leviathan family latkes. They look like potato pancakes... but how do they taste...?]

Go on and have a bite, you'll not regret it!

[notsaul]

I'm going to regret this.

[OH WELL SHE'S JUST GONNA WASH HER MOUTH OUT WITH BOOZE ANYWAY SO

she'll eat one]

[jaws5sonofjaws]

You'll only regret it if you don't eat one!

And if you don't like it, you're pure evil.

[notsaul]

This tastes like ass.

Why would you put ass in a latke.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

What!?

You gotta be fuckin' kidding. Those Latkes are perfect!

[notsaul]

No, there are definite ass undertones here.

This is definitely ass.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Your own mouth must taste like ass then.

My family recipe ALWAYS gets good results...

[notsaul]

I have been told several times that my mouth tastes like cigarettes and ground beef, so, what the fuck ever.

Maybe it works better when you don't cook it, I don't fucking know.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Makes sense.

But Hell, like you can cook for shit.

[notsaul]

I can't, but I don't go around acting like I'm on the fucking Food Network, either!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

[Mart sighs.]

Okay... You don't like'em. Let's just enjoy Hannukah.

[notsaul]

Yeah... [She starts absently chewing on her thumbnail, a rare outward sign of stress.]

I always sorta feel like I have to host the holidays, 'cause I'm, like, the alpha Jew in town and you motherfuckers would probably forget or do it wrong or some shit, but, like... I don't feel a lot like celebrating any miracles today.

[jaws5sonofjaws]

Why's that?

You okay?

[notsaul]

... I fucking miss his nerdy ass, okay!

[jaws5sonofjaws]

... I do too...

[notsaul]

It's fucking stupid to want people to come back here. This place sucks. He's probably happier being a pirate and swimming in lakes and whatever the fuck else squids do.

... I just, like, have a lot of laundry piling up, y'know? It's a fucking problem.