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[notsaul]

[Flowers. Everybody likes flowers, right? Only a heartless monster wouldn't!

WELL

Annie resents flowers, all flowers, for reasons she does not care to go into for too many people know already THANKS DAN thank you very much. But, as Mayfield's national pastimes include baseball and irony, she is currently working in the very aptly-named local flower

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[sturmbahnfurher]

[Hey look Annie it's your awesome not!husband. At least he isn't wearing his Nazi regalia or assholish police uniform, this time instead opting for the white suit and trenchcoat he got back as his last regain.

He'll be taking a rose, and single rose, and bringing it up to the counter.]

I'd like to buy this, miss.

[notsaul]

Why the fuck would you need that.

[lookin so classy up to her elbows in potting soil making absolutely no pretense that she's even going to consider helping him]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Does anyone ever need flowers?

I simply wish to have it.

[notsaul]

Nobody ever just buys flowers for no reason! Especially roses! That's just fucking stupid.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Alright then. I tend to put it in the lapel of my jacket.

[notsaul]

Why a rose, of all things?

[sturmbahnfurher]

Oh? What would you suggest?

I simply chose the rose as I found it traditional.

[notsaul]

Like I fucking know what people put in their "lapels" and shit! I just know it's not roses. Roses are, like... romantic flowers and shit. You don't just use them for that shit.

[sturmbahnfurher]

And yet I will. I think it would look quite complimentary.

[notsaul]

You'll look like an asshole with a flower in his shirt, but what the fuck do I know.

[sturmbahnfurher]

Indeed! We can both agree you know next to nothing.

Now ring up the flower.

[notsaul]

No.

There, that was easy, have a nice fucking day.

[sturmbahnfurher]

How rude!

Get your manager girl! I intend to speak with them post haste!

[He doesn't really give a shit, but he intends to cause as much of a scene and as much discomfort for Annie as he can. It's kind of what he does.]

[notsaul]

I don't even, like, know who the fuck they are. [And she really doesn't.]

[sturmbahnfurher]

Ah. How unsurprising.

[He'll just go to leave then.

Rose still in hand.]

[notsaul]

Wow, stealing, super cool. [/shoplifts]