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so i have this soldier right.
he went away for a week on a business type trip
the barracks have heaters in every room.
they're on all the time.
it's 15 degrees outside.
the soldier left his window open. he's been gone for two days.
do you see where this is going yet?
the commander's office is directly below the soldier's room.
the heater pipes froze.
and then proceeded to explode.
the ceiling fell out on top of the commander's desk.
there was water shooting everywhere. upstairs and downstairs.
everything is coated with water. everything. every piece of electronic equipment, every book.
every. single. thing.
it gets better.
just 10 minutes earlier, we were talking about walking thru the rooms.
just to check to make sure everything's ok.
as we sat there talking about getting phone numbers in case of emergencies, the first sergeant walks in.
"Spc ****'s room just fell out on top of the commanders office"
he went away for a week on a business type trip
the barracks have heaters in every room.
they're on all the time.
it's 15 degrees outside.
the soldier left his window open. he's been gone for two days.
do you see where this is going yet?
the commander's office is directly below the soldier's room.
the heater pipes froze.
and then proceeded to explode.
the ceiling fell out on top of the commander's desk.
there was water shooting everywhere. upstairs and downstairs.
everything is coated with water. everything. every piece of electronic equipment, every book.
every. single. thing.
it gets better.
just 10 minutes earlier, we were talking about walking thru the rooms.
just to check to make sure everything's ok.
as we sat there talking about getting phone numbers in case of emergencies, the first sergeant walks in.
"Spc ****'s room just fell out on top of the commanders office"