I'm pretty fucked up about Woman Uncensored downloading and uploading my popular ecard to take my page's name off it ( Read more... )

Sometimes you're supposed to go to the gym, and your kids, who on a normal day would be up and about by 3:30 p.m. latest, are still asleep at 5 p.m. So you wake them up and get them ready to go, through tears and wailing of course. Then someone has to go to the bathroom. Everyone has to wash their hands. Out the door. It's 5:35, the class starts at ( Read more... )

Sometimes I get so caught up in my own thoughts that I end up doing odd things...


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Were you aware that a certain make of sippy cup, when angled just right with just the right amount of pressure on it, can lodge itself in the pipe that leads to your garbage disposal?

( Ask me how I know. )

The frames that are opened cannot be returned. The unopened frames can be returned. But they will charge me not only shipping back to them but the SHIPPING THAT WAS FREE WITH THE PURCHASE RETROSPECTIVELY...AND A RESTOCKING FEE.

Meaning I can give the fucking frames back for about 10 bucks.

FUCK YOU SOUTH SHORE.

So, we went out to grab a shower curtain and other assorted items for OGAS, and the babies were being COMPLETE PILLS. I ended up insulting a pregnant woman as she walked by ( Read more... )

Protip:

Putting an apron on AFTER you've splattered your silk skirt with oil is useless.

ETA: Someone get me out of the kitchen, good God.


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You know what is hilarious about having to move the clocks ahead an hour tonight?

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The fact that I just got around to moving them back an hour two weeks ago.

Seriously, until then every time I looked at the clock, I had to do math in my head.

WHY DIDN'T I JUST HOLD OUT A LITTLE LONGER? GAH!

So, we have all these annoying battery-operated toys that various relatives, mostly my mother in law, have given to us ( Read more... )

The babies and I just got back from the pharmacy. The pharmacy does not have carts, so they have to hold my hands and we go ( Read more... )