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[notmy_diagnosis]

... Hm. Disaster. Hm.

In any case. I felt the need to share my... files. I have one for each and every one of all my pretty patients. So here. Have two files. More will come~

DR. CRANE'S PATIENT FILES

Comments

[bananas_an]

Go to hell.

[notmy_diagnosis]

I see. So this post makes you angry. Why is that.

[bananas_an]

None of this is anyone's business, especially yours, you sick fuck.

You don't know Akaya or Haine.

You take stuff out of context.

You don't know anything about disasters and what they can do.

No way in hell is Akaya BPD.

[notmy_diagnosis]

Oh, but this is my business

[bananas_an]

It's not. Maybe we should examine your need to diagnose people who aren't your clients. Get some thrill out of it, do you? Or your obsession with Batman? You always talk about him and The Joker, but the truth is, you want him, isn't it?

I know for a fact Akaya turned into a true demon with a tail and wings and fangs during one.

You can read symptoms into any diagnosis and twist them to make them work. I've lived with BPD. He is NOT that way.

[[ooc: I struck this out. Pretend An went back and edited it out. Scarecrow can have seen the original one before the edit, of course, if you want.]]

[notmy_diagnosis]

My, Ms. Tachibana. Rapidly becoming an expert in psychology, are we?

Lovely use of the ability to edit. Don't you think?

[bananas_an]

I imagine most people around here think the same about you.

It has its uses.

[notmy_diagnosis]

Ah, but you see, the difference is in that I happen to hold a doctorate in the field. You, on the other hand, are a misguided child, starved for attention as a result of the traumatic abuse heaped upon you by your mother, who happens to have Borderline Personality Disorder.

[[ *winces* ]]

[bananas_an]

You don't need a doctorate to see the crazy in you. Don't need a perfect family to see it either.

[[ ♥ ]]

[notmy_diagnosis]

No denial? How shocked I am. And such amusing assumptions. My.

[bananas_an]

That was a lame attempt to switch the subject from you to me.

[notmy_diagnosis]

Not quite as... "lame" as your attempt to both insult and goad me. So sorry.

[bananas_an]

Lameness is in the eyes of the beholder.

Why are you so fascinated by Batman, anyway? Far as I can tell, he's a jerk.

[nicotine_patch]

You're giving him what he wants. Stop it.

[bananas_an]

Crap.