[Oh so violently amused voice post]

[sei_what]

[This is Sei, 20-something year old Philosophy teacher

This is Sei, 20-something Philosophy teacher being very, very much amused]

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[jigglingkeys]

[sei_what]

Yes?

[jigglingkeys]

This is completely inappropriate for the students!

[sei_what]

Yes it is.

[jigglingkeys]

[She's gonna waddle up to your office]

Aren't you a teacher!?

[sei_what]

[Aww, and do what, threaten her with the stomach bulge?]

Indeed. Hence why I felt the need to educate them on several grave mistakes they were making.

I left the spelling errors and horrible euphemisms out of it for now.

[jigglingkeys]

[More like sick her obnoxious homicidal perverted summons on her. Or convince Chao she wants babies]

They don't need to know that!

Honestly, leave that stuff to Professor Hatake.

[sei_what]

[Don't make Sei throw her completely off balance as usual :|]

Don't need to know that?

[Locked from students]

It's more useful information than philosophy will ever be in the real world.

[jigglingkeys]

[She's pregnant, what is Sei going to do to her?]

About...inappropriate subjects!

[Locked]

They have health classes for that!

[sei_what]

[Her verbal skills are her most dangerous weapon]

Sure they do.

[Counter-locked]

And health classes? Health classes here are a joke. It's magical hygiene and little else.

[jigglingkeys]

[Well, her tongue is anyway]

Not in that way!

[Counter-Counter Locked]

Well...then they can learn it from Professor Hatake's class!

[sei_what]

[And Lucy knows that as well as anyone by now. :)]

Then how else will they learn? I can't say 'by experience', then that would sound like I'm encouraging them.

[Counter-Counter... oh whatever it's still locked]

Yes well his method of teaching is practically to read stories of only slightly better quality than that. For shame. [Sei could totally do sex ed better :|]

[jigglingkeys]

[All too well. She could probably write a book]

They can have a mature and responsible discussion about the natures of sexuality and how to explore it responsibly.

[Still Locked]

Yes, but you don't need everyone to think you're like him.

[sei_what]

[... Good luck getting that one past the censors]

Yes, they could. Or they could have it done the hard way in front of all of their peers. Either way is perfectly effective.

[Lockadaisical]

Of course I'm not like him. I teach philosophy. [Zing]

You Tease is probably her old pet name for her.

[jigglingkeys]

[Hey, if Kakashi's books get published...]

But that way you're just scaring them into never asking any questions.

[Lockdalockalock]

...That's not the point and you know it you tease.

Probably.

[sei_what]

[She means the husband.]

If they have these pre-conceived notions of things then they probably think they know everything and won't need to ask at all.

[warLocked; only to Lucy this time. Get it? Hurr hurr]

Of course not, I just like being difficult. It managed to get that out of you, it's working. [Oh so much ^^ faces]

But at the same time it is the point. He teaches smut, I teach philosophy. There's a certain amount of sophistication difference here.