[Oh so violently amused voice post]
[This is Sei, 20-something year old Philosophy teacher
This is Sei, 20-something Philosophy teacher being very, very much amused]
[This is also locked to anyone under fifth-year]
To the student that decided smut was a better alternative to a five-page paper regarding Plato, my dear sixth years, I have only a few things to say:
For one, while my knowledge on the subject of men's sexual drives leaves a bit to be desired, I do know that starting a male off before intercourse without him reciprocating will not lead to a simultaneous orgasm, especially if he is doing nothing for clitoral stimulation. Women have a much harder time reaching climax than male-types, and while I know some of them have the ability to hold themselves off, I sincerely doubt a 16 year old possesses that capability.
Especially if it is his first time.
Secondly: while the taste differs from woman to woman, I would not define such fluids as particularly sweet. Nor would I deign to compare it to 'delicious honeysuckle nectar, delicate and faint'. There is nothing subtle about that taste.
Thirdly: Calling the male parts 'average' at ten inches? Aha, I find myself worried a bit for my straight female friends, and then wonder how they are able to walk after even the first round. That's not average, that's near oversized and likely very, very painful.
Especially considering it was her first time as well.
Fourth: And I will admit, this here is the one that had me laughing the hardest.
'He pressed inside a few inches, before feeling some sort of a barrier-'
[Sorry, she just stopped herself to burst out laughing. Hard. Guess she couldn't even keep a straight face with this.]
Oh students of mine, do take note; the hymen is typically right there. Not an inch in, not a few inches in, it is right there covering the very entrance. And before any of you girls start freaking out because you can't find yours, note that making it to this age with the entire thing intact is a rare occurrence. Broomsticks, bicycles, an unfortunate fall can, and usually does, tear most of it before you are this old.
[End o' lock]
To whichever student of mine turned this in to give me a real laugh, I offer to give you full credit for the assignment...
If you admit who you are here so that I may put a name to this paper. Right here. On the journals.
To everyone.
No charms to lock it.
This is Sei, 20-something Philosophy teacher being very, very much amused]
[This is also locked to anyone under fifth-year]
To the student that decided smut was a better alternative to a five-page paper regarding Plato, my dear sixth years, I have only a few things to say:
For one, while my knowledge on the subject of men's sexual drives leaves a bit to be desired, I do know that starting a male off before intercourse without him reciprocating will not lead to a simultaneous orgasm, especially if he is doing nothing for clitoral stimulation. Women have a much harder time reaching climax than male-types, and while I know some of them have the ability to hold themselves off, I sincerely doubt a 16 year old possesses that capability.
Especially if it is his first time.
Secondly: while the taste differs from woman to woman, I would not define such fluids as particularly sweet. Nor would I deign to compare it to 'delicious honeysuckle nectar, delicate and faint'. There is nothing subtle about that taste.
Thirdly: Calling the male parts 'average' at ten inches? Aha, I find myself worried a bit for my straight female friends, and then wonder how they are able to walk after even the first round. That's not average, that's near oversized and likely very, very painful.
Especially considering it was her first time as well.
Fourth: And I will admit, this here is the one that had me laughing the hardest.
'He pressed inside a few inches, before feeling some sort of a barrier-'
[Sorry, she just stopped herself to burst out laughing. Hard. Guess she couldn't even keep a straight face with this.]
Oh students of mine, do take note; the hymen is typically right there. Not an inch in, not a few inches in, it is right there covering the very entrance. And before any of you girls start freaking out because you can't find yours, note that making it to this age with the entire thing intact is a rare occurrence. Broomsticks, bicycles, an unfortunate fall can, and usually does, tear most of it before you are this old.
[End o' lock]
To whichever student of mine turned this in to give me a real laugh, I offer to give you full credit for the assignment...
If you admit who you are here so that I may put a name to this paper. Right here. On the journals.
To everyone.
No charms to lock it.