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[Oh so violently amused voice post]

Jun 10, 2010 19:26

[This is Sei, 20-something year old Philosophy teacher

This is Sei, 20-something Philosophy teacher being very, very much amused]

( In which Sei deconstructs pr0nz )

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[Locked away from year 4 or younger] timeinback June 11 2010, 04:52:28 UTC

.....

[she's facepalming at you, wifey.]

Don't you think going into such detail is a little..inappropriate?

[Locked away from year 4 or younger] sei_what June 11 2010, 04:57:58 UTC

Perhaps.

But then I would've given the same, thorough treatment to an honest Philosophy paper.

[Locked away from year 4 or younger] timeinback June 11 2010, 05:18:42 UTC

I'm pretty sure that's a completely different matter.

There's just the whole...you're not a health or medical professor, love.

[Locked away from year 4 or younger] sei_what June 11 2010, 05:21:56 UTC

I can be blamed for trying to make kids better writers?

Besides, if someone doesn't correct it, they're going to get into bed with all of these expectations and then be utterly surprised when nothing is what they thought it would be.

[Locked to her wife[ timeinback June 11 2010, 05:47:09 UTC

I'm pretty sure that's all part of the experience. The awkwardness of their first time, all of their own thoughts about it being debunked and figuring out what appeals to their partner.

Besides, I don't think we have any say on what a real straight experience is.

Unless...

[Locked to her um... husband thing.] sei_what June 11 2010, 05:55:16 UTC

... There's a certain amount of intuition you can garner and use about what you can do. Blatant disregard of simple anatomy pains me.

And it's very easy to figure out, no matter which way you prefer, what is plausible and what is not.

And even still, there are two points in there we are quite the experts on and can easily teach. They more they know, after all.

[Pause. Blink. And then, very, very dryly] Yes, Chao. I'm sorry to say, this entire time I have been very happily and enthusiastically enjoying a relationship, a very sexual relationship with you, I have been utterly and perfectly straight. In fact, I think I'm going to go get married for convenience and as many children as my husbands wants right now. [And then she just sort of laughs sadly... a little self-deprecating]

[Locked to her wife] timeinback June 11 2010, 15:08:53 UTC

[If Sei was close by to her, Chao would flick her forehead]

Don't be so dramatic. I was just teasing whether you experimented before we got together or not. Don't bite my head off for touching an apparent touchy subject.

[Still locked to Chao. Yep] sei_what June 11 2010, 22:25:20 UTC

[Quietly] No Chao, the closest I've gotten to being with a guy in such a manner is when you don that little toy of yours.

[Fffffffffffffffffffffffff barely able to lock to Sei this while spazzing] timeinback June 11 2010, 22:40:30 UTC

That was one time.

[Uh oh, Sei spies a trolling opportunity; so it's still locked] sei_what June 11 2010, 22:47:05 UTC

Kind of a fun one time.

[Locked to such a mean Sei] fatetochoose June 11 2010, 23:19:16 UTC

I always thought you liked those small cups a little more.

[Locked to the person gullible enough to marry such a mean Sei :D] sei_what June 11 2010, 23:24:17 UTC

What's to say I didn't also like them?

[Pause]

I was just commenting that it was sort of fun for the time.

[Locked to the person who's going pay for being such a troll later] fatetochoose June 11 2010, 23:29:35 UTC

We could always do it again. See just which of the toys you like the most.

[Locked still in return: and who might that be? She sees no trolls here] sei_what June 12 2010, 06:54:03 UTC

You suggest that like it's not already a given.

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