Voicemail

[notlikebobby]

"Hi, you've reached Jack McCallister. Leave a message and your number and I'll call you back."

Comments

Crazy Phone Day

[puppywithatutu]

[From here]

"Um, excuse you? Making animal noises at me is so never going to be the way to get in my pants, you hairy jerk! Let's be a little more mature next time, 'kay?"

Wacky Phone Day!

[angelo_wings]

"You know what we need to do? Girls' night in. Make-overs and popcorn and watch reeeeeally sappy movies and gossip about booooooys. Are you in?"

LEFT OUTSIDE ROOM DOOR

[chief_cheerio]

One boxed cupcake and a campaign flier.