(no subject)
yesterday was my birthday. i slept through most of it. i also got my first speeding ticket and now have to appear in court. i cried a lot. i almost adopted a puppy. then, me and bryan went to kanor's last day at the porn theater. it was okay. no one jerked off into my hair this time. we got free water.
bryan flew the coop today. he's off to seattle to meet a certain Dave Lewis. i chose to stay behind and see kanor and brendon off on their way to bonnaroo. someone has to be at the going away party. now i'm sitting in the living room nervously fiddling with an IV bag of saline solution and you know, it's a real downer.
on the up side, i got a digital camera. it's a canon powershot S1 IS. awesome for a suburban dad, practical and a good deal for me. i am unstoppable now.
bryan flew the coop today. he's off to seattle to meet a certain Dave Lewis. i chose to stay behind and see kanor and brendon off on their way to bonnaroo. someone has to be at the going away party. now i'm sitting in the living room nervously fiddling with an IV bag of saline solution and you know, it's a real downer.
on the up side, i got a digital camera. it's a canon powershot S1 IS. awesome for a suburban dad, practical and a good deal for me. i am unstoppable now.