Scored a brand new TV and laptop. :3

A highway blew up.

I feel like getting a new TV.

bbl

ahoy me mateys

haven't seen you guys in a while

Though you're all still depressing as ever, I see

Mornin', world.

Today, my school counselor told me to see a therapist! He said that I needed to pick up a constructive hobby that will take my mind off all the destruction and mayhem that occurs in my usual life. Or something like that.

Which is why I'm writing here right now.

Also, I think he seeing a therapist himself.

Awesome.

The easiest twenty I've made this week.

I'm bored, and it's technically a Saturday.

Post some fucking cats.

I wonder if if she'll care about a family heirloom being chucked through the neighbor's window. I mean, it's not like anybody gives a damn about an overweight raccoon.

Man, shut the hell up already.

Some people make breakfast, while other people buy flowers and chocolate. Then there's those that go for the gusto.

Mom says that I can't have the trumpet anymore. :(

what

tl;dr: wut

I need to move out. Like, yesterday.

Whoopie-fucking-doo. Yes auntie, I know that I'm seventeen now. No, I don't care.

Nobody else here does anyway. Couldn't you have bought a cake, at least?