Gah, I'm yawnin' up and down, I don't know about you guys. Broken heater's not botherin' me too much but it's definitely botherin' me more than I thought it would. Hey, Hina-chan, is Gama okay? I know you're taken good care a him but I just worry. ...there's probably somethin' to that whole pet-owners-as-parents thing. Although, Gama's not really a ( Read more... )

IRUKA-SENSEI AND I ARE GOING OUT FOR RAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAMEN.

( filtered - lee cannot see. )

Okay, so like it or not, onea you's gunna hafta take Gama. I brought 'im in to keep him out of the cold and I know his heat lamp isn't gunna go out any time soon, but I don't wanna chance it 'f there's no good reason to. Sasuke, I know you got the cats an' I don't wan' him getting eaten so uh ( Read more... )

So, yeah, I show up at my locker, right, and Hinata's like "GUESS WHAT IT'S YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I MADE YOU THINGS BECAUSE I AM A WONDERFUL PERSON." And I pretty much died. See previous post for details. Actually, I didn't die. I just kind of made a point of slamming myself headfirst into my locker, because I'm told that head trauma accelerates brain ( Read more... )

I thought somebody was watching me through my window, but it turns out it was a tree frog. I like, got up and everything, and there he was, with his little frog head and his little frog body and his little frog feet sitting on my window, and I was like, "hey, Frog, what the fuck is this, I'm trying to sleep," and, uh, long story short, I opened the ( Read more... )

So, I was like in bed right, and I was like, "I'm gunna go to sleep!" and then all the sudden Donkey Kong was like, "fuck that shit you little ganglewhore!" and I was like, "you're the ganglewhore, ganglewhore!" and so long story short he raped my brain with his Donkey You-Know-What and now it's beating the insides of my head black and blue. It's ( Read more... )