The funnest car accident ever! And the bird theory... sort of
Nicole, Katy, Martin, and Brianna kidnapped me yesterday and took me to the big Starbucks where they had couches and much good music and stuff. Fun stuff there.
Anyway halfway there we're stopped at a stop light minding our own buisness when this van hits us from behind. WHAM!
The force of the collision caused a chain reaction which made a possum crossing the street burst into flames which then flailed and ran into the nearby gas station in which the residing crows lost all their buisness as their sparrow hoes were lost in the explosion.
Luckily the pigeons didn't notice but I have a feeling the Don will not be pleased...
Actually we all got a little freaked out but no one got hurt and we all had a good laugh about it later. Then we got donuts (I bought) and coffee. Yay? I'll draw comic later.
I have this whole theory on birds that I will one day explain in its entirety. Here's a list of some.
Crows = Pimps
Sparrows = hoes/bitches the crows pimp out
Pigeons = Nazis (don't ask)
Ducks and Geese = the mob
Penguins = secret agents/assasins
Chacalacas (sp?) = Ninjas
Cranes = wandering samurai
Wheeee.....
Anyway halfway there we're stopped at a stop light minding our own buisness when this van hits us from behind. WHAM!
The force of the collision caused a chain reaction which made a possum crossing the street burst into flames which then flailed and ran into the nearby gas station in which the residing crows lost all their buisness as their sparrow hoes were lost in the explosion.
Luckily the pigeons didn't notice but I have a feeling the Don will not be pleased...
Actually we all got a little freaked out but no one got hurt and we all had a good laugh about it later. Then we got donuts (I bought) and coffee. Yay? I'll draw comic later.
I have this whole theory on birds that I will one day explain in its entirety. Here's a list of some.
Crows = Pimps
Sparrows = hoes/bitches the crows pimp out
Pigeons = Nazis (don't ask)
Ducks and Geese = the mob
Penguins = secret agents/assasins
Chacalacas (sp?) = Ninjas
Cranes = wandering samurai
Wheeee.....