Experiment 03

[notawhale]

[Phone]

[It's Naze's usual raspy voice chiming in over the phone, chiming in during the late afternoon now that people have seen what's going on]Interesting. So the town thinks we'll be satisfied with these kinds of replacements? They're honestly disgusting... but at least more convincing than the usual drones. I'm curious as to what makes them

Comments

[Phone]

[guitarslaying]

You're the kind of person who, like, cuts dogs apart in alleyways, aren't you?

[Phone]

[notawhale]

Don't be ridiculous. I'd take them home first.

[Phone]

[guitarslaying]

Oooooh, you're one of those classy nutcases, huh?

[Phone]

[notawhale]

We prefer the term "Scientist" not "Nutcase".

Re: [Phone]

[guitarslaying]

Ooooh, gonna talk about our descriptions huh? We can do that.

See, I don't know if they have us in your universe, but where I'm from? I'm kinda called....a police officer. You ever hear of one of those?

[Phone]

[notawhale]

Of course, what good little boy or girl doesn't know of the upstanding upholders of the law in our community?

[Phone]

[guitarslaying]

Yeah?

Well how well do the bad little girls know 'em, I'm wondering.

You maybe wanna get a bit personal? Have a chat, get to know each other.

Put your crazy ass in jail? Or the ground. I'm not picky.

[notawhale]

You're threatening me? On what grounds? Harming the lives of perfectly innocent little meat puppets?

[guitarslaying]

That and I just don't like ya.

[notawhale]

Wow, you sound so just and fair. I'll be sure to turn myself in peacefully.

[guitarslaying]

Naw, don't do that. That'd be boring as hell.

[notawhale]

I'm not exactly here for your entertainment.

[guitarslaying]

Oh, that's what you think.

[notawhale]

Indeed. Now, if you've nothing else to say, I've got experiments to run.