Ah ha, but you know I am not trying to steal Cassie from you. And I'm dating Elisa. Dude. I wouldn't trade what I have for any woman in the world. No offense.
That woman might try and steal you from Cassie. You know American woman luuurve accents.
Well I almost did, but then I kind of took it out on my pillow so I didn't freak out. I know it was nothing, I just tend to overreact. Thank you. Debbie. Debbie does Dallas. Oh god. Dallas. Now I'm gonna think of Dallas being a lesbian.
Rationally I know, that. It's just hormones make me not so rational. I cry all the time. And it's never bad crying I just cry.
See how long I can hold a note, pretend I'm a robot, repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning, see what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash, make a porno with you called Dirty Harri, make prank phone calls, burn things with a magnifying glass, and invade China.
We just had a chat. It wasn't anything.
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Why aren't we allowed to talk to other women? You talk to Cassie all the time.
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That woman might try and steal you from Cassie. You know American woman luuurve accents.
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I wouldn't trade what I have either. I'm marrying her, aren't I?
No one would try to steal me from anyone. That's just silly.
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I'm so calling you Speshul Snowflake from now on.
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What? Why?
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Being engaged is....such a turn on for some women! They'll want to steal you just because you're supposedly unattainable.
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So I should avoid them? Run the other direction if a woman comes near?
I have a hard enough time appearing sane as it is, mate. I am unattainable and I have no interest in anyone else.
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Are you hurt? They didn't try and lynch you did they?
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Politely ignore?
No, no. I'm fine. Well, I'm physically fine.
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I'm sorry hon, is there something I can do?
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You do not act like a crazy bitch. But okay. I shall politely ignore ladies. If I see Debbie again, I shall walk the opposite direction.
End the intolerance that still plagues parts of this city as well as the country as a whole?
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I'll put that on my to do list.
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Awwwww, baby... There's no one else in the world I'd rather wake up and see. You know that.
Am I on your What else is on your to-do list?
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See how long I can hold a note, pretend I'm a robot, repeat the same word over and over until it loses its meaning, see what's in your neighbour's rubbish/trash, make a porno with you called Dirty Harri, make prank phone calls, burn things with a magnifying glass, and invade China.
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