Tweedledum is witty.
I was at the grocery today, buying some Captain Crunch and various other things, and this guy, I guess, overheard me talking to a lady and called me "a limey fruit". So I corrected him and told him that I'm "a kiwi fruit".
He didn't really like that.
Thank god for the large display of Hannah Montana gummy snacks or I may not have gotten out of there alive.