Wh-what is this place?! One minute I'm asleep at home and suddenly I'm in this...room...with...

[voice suddenly lowers, extremely freaked out]

other people! Kenshin! Where are you?!

...Anyone?

[ooc; Poor Kaoru just woke up in the Gryffindor girl's dormitory. She really doesn't like magic, so feel free to freak her out~ >3 Or be in the room near her.]

...There is a talking mongoose in my house.

You don't sound too happy about it~

I don't see who would!

Kaoru, you should feel lucky. Not everyone gets to see their dæmon.

I'd rather not be -- ow! IT BIT ME!

I HAVE A NAME, YOU KNOW!

I DON'T CARE! IF YOU'RE MY SOUL YOU SHOULD KNOW THAT!

[ooc; Kaoru and her dæmon don't get along ._.; ]

I...I can't believe it! The onigiri...that is, the onigiri that I cooked...TASTES GOOD!!

I CAN COOK!

STAY AWAY FROM ME AND MY FRIENDS!

I don't take in hobos, I can cook and I won't hesitate to take you down!

[Sounds of her yawning, then a small sound of surprise]

Oh...? What's this...

[Rustling of papers]

What...what?!

--KENSHIN!!

[ooc; Kaoru and Kenshin are gonna find out they're related. =O False documents have magically appeared, claiming how Kenshin was really adopted when his father got a young woman pregnant...they moved to a new city where their ( Read more... )

--!!

[insert angry...raccoon noises]

I better not have fleas!!

I just wanted to let everyone know --

♫ I feel beautiful, when I'm around you
I'm safe and comfortable,
'Cause you are wonderful!
It feels natural to be around you
You've made it possible
You're wonderful~ ♫

...Not that!

...That lessons will begin again, on Thursday.

...Mikio? Mikio, where are you? And what is this place?

{Sounds slightly hopeful}

Mikio, are you gone~?

{Shuffling around the apartment, and a squee of happiness}

{ooc; What would happen if Kaoru decided to sell the dojo? Well, she would marry a middle-class older man, end up being a miserable housewife, and upon finding her undesirable husband gone be ( Read more... )

...Daddy? Where are you?

I'm scared...

Good day, how may I --

{Sound of banging}

Stop it! You're not supposed to talk!!

...Ple-ease step awaaay from...

{More banging}

IT. WON'T. STOP.

{ooc; Kaoru does not appreciate the talking stove. =X }