Second Deal [Voice Post]

[notagangster]

So is this curse shit a once-in-a-while type thing, or do I need to get myself used to the city turning itself inside out regularly

Comments

[ohrosalita]

Any particular fruit?

[notagangster]

Think it might be blueberry. That normal?

[ohrosalita]

Oh, sure. We all taste of blueberry, here. For the most part, anyhow, I was a little worried you might be one've those cherry flavor freaks.

[notagangster]

Hey, I woke up bleeding to death by a fountain and got miraculously healed by a girl who makes flashy lights appear. Blueberry flavor? I could buy it. Good to know I'm not gonna be kept out of the exclusive blueberry clubs, though.

[ohrosalita]

So long as you know the secret blueberry handsignal.

Actually, I taste a little like candy and perfume. Welcome to one've the (hopefully) less traumatic curse days.

[notagangster]

'Course I do. What, you think I'm a cherry-tasting fellow in disguise?

Hey, so long as all people are getting worked up over is how they taste, I'll take it. Kept my head down last week, it seemed like the smartest thing to do.

[ohrosalita]

They are a sneaky and insidious breed.

If you had that luxury, definitely the smartest thing. I'm guessing you weren't dropped into the fountain too long ago?

[notagangster]

There's a foolproof way to prove the difference, luckily.

No, just a couple weeks ago. Been mostly trying to get oriented, check out the job market, that kind of thing.

[ohrosalita]

I've never been to a club where they licked you on entry. Maybe I oughtta get out more.

What kind've job are you in the market for?

[notagangster]

Me neither, maybe I oughtta start one.

See, here's the part where I've gotta all suspicious and careful and hint around at the kind've job I'm looking for. Been told Underground's a good place to start looking, though.

[ohrosalita]

I call a percentage for having the idea.

...So you sell internal organs on the black market.

[notagangster]

I'll make you a full partner, even.

Hell, you got me. You're not with the black market organ police, are you?

[ohrosalita]

You're a generous guy.

If I am, it seems like we're doing a lousy job.

[notagangster]

When it suits me, I can be.

You really. People around here are selling lungs and kidneys right out on street corners!

[ohrosalita]

I'll keep it in mind.

Well if they're doing it on street corners that's not our jurisdiction. You want the Overground Black Market Organ Police.

[notagangster]

So...long's I keep my Underground illegal activities non-organ-related, you won't be raiding my secret lab?