I was updating my Interests (145) to include "winkiesneezes" and "clear-eyed lesbian gazes" when I saw "gynecological ufos" in the throng. I forgot I added that.

It's from an August 29, 2001, Reuters article. You won't find it on the Reuters Web site, and the Yahoo! News link is long broken. The Wayback Machine returns nothing. But Jehovahs- ( Read more... )

My alarm went off every five minutes for a full hour (my sore, sore muscles doth protest too much) before I thought to turn it off for real. Hitting snooze over and over was fun and not a bad upper arm exercise, but the incessant return of the noise was starting to grate ( Read more... )