003 - food rationing "schedule"

[notababysaver]

I read the post by the douche with too much time on his hands, and right now I'm kinda wondering what crawled up his butt and died

Comments

[hologramatic]

I want to congratulate you in doing a bang up job in a truly necessary role.

[notababysaver]

Thanks.

[hologramatic]

I'm so impressed, in fact, I'll be writing a hearty recommendation to the admiral. Perhaps he promote you to barricade the pool next.

[notababysaver]

Your support is overwhelming. Never stop praising me, or I might die from attention starvation.

[hologramatic]

Oh! We wouldn't want that, would we?

Certainly not!

[notababysaver]

Worship me with the power of your rhetoric. O Rimmer, I long for your words of praise.

[hologramatic]

Worship you? Now you're just pushing your luck, matey.

[notababysaver]

Eh. Plenty of morons let me get away with it, too.

[hologramatic]

I think you'll find I'm quite a bit smarter than the average man.

[notababysaver]

Good for you. Then you won't fall for those spam emails that say you won the Swiss lottery and you can collect your millions if only you give them your credit card information.

[hologramatic]

Are you speaking from experience, perhaps?

[notababysaver]

Considering I have about ten bucks to my name on any given day, me dishing out my private info isn't really lucrative for scammers. Lucky for my ten bucks, I was forewarned by the mighty True Crime Documentary, a powerful prophet that helped me thwart those malicious internet evils and keep Mr. Hamilton close.

[hologramatic]

How fortunate.

Tell me, what exactly is it you've accomplished in your blockading of the dining area?

[notababysaver]

So far, very little food has mysteriously vanished.

[hologramatic]

As opposed to vanishing for the very obvious reason that people were taking it?

[notababysaver]

I think there was some of that before I showed up, but any vanishing post-me has been quite mysterious indeed. I wouldn't have it any other way.