003 - food rationing "schedule"
I read the post by the douche with too much time on his hands, and right now I'm kinda wondering what crawled up his butt and died.
Don't expect me to make tables and lists like Mr. Infirmary and Security Man. The lion might have told me I have to take this gig seriously, but I'm still young and carefree and refuse to do anything that would require a ruler and graph paper, or even a basic understanding of Microsoft Word. ....Other than, ya know, type this.
POINT IS:
Harv, Kung Lao (can I call you Kung?), you're my official Food Deputies. But really? Show up whenever you want. We can lock the place up at night so none of us actually has to sleep in the kitchen. Um, I kinda want the weekends off, sooo... if one of you wants to handle that, cool.
Anybody who's hungry, this isn't like some big horrible scare or anything. We do have food. Come by and have a sandwich or whatever, it'll just have to be kind of a small sandwich. Unless your name is Rick, in which case you get half a slice of ham and no dessert.
Admiral? I'm still waiting on that official badge.
Oh, and as for Jaye's Weekly Puzzler, I kinda misquoted it, it's supposed to be three guys, four cigarettes, and no matches. But Ethan Rayne got it right anyway, so he wins the prize. ... Dunno what the prize is yet, but I'll think of something.
Maybe an extra bottle of coke.
Hey, that's a good idea. You win my weekly puzzler, you get an extra piece of food. I've been told that's a bad idea. So I'll think of some other prize. Hey, at least I was trying to engage the world around me.
Don't expect me to make tables and lists like Mr. Infirmary and Security Man. The lion might have told me I have to take this gig seriously, but I'm still young and carefree and refuse to do anything that would require a ruler and graph paper, or even a basic understanding of Microsoft Word. ....Other than, ya know, type this.
POINT IS:
Harv, Kung Lao (can I call you Kung?), you're my official Food Deputies. But really? Show up whenever you want. We can lock the place up at night so none of us actually has to sleep in the kitchen. Um, I kinda want the weekends off, sooo... if one of you wants to handle that, cool.
Anybody who's hungry, this isn't like some big horrible scare or anything. We do have food. Come by and have a sandwich or whatever, it'll just have to be kind of a small sandwich. Unless your name is Rick, in which case you get half a slice of ham and no dessert.
Admiral? I'm still waiting on that official badge.
Oh, and as for Jaye's Weekly Puzzler, I kinda misquoted it, it's supposed to be three guys, four cigarettes, and no matches. But Ethan Rayne got it right anyway, so he wins the prize. ... Dunno what the prize is yet, but I'll think of something.
Maybe an extra bottle of coke.
Hey, that's a good idea. You win my weekly puzzler, you get an extra piece of food. I've been told that's a bad idea. So I'll think of some other prize. Hey, at least I was trying to engage the world around me.