{Fliers Posted Around LU}

[not_whales]

[ In response to this; Posted around LU, mostly near the Auditorium, in Black Sharpie and Glitter Glue:]

ATTENTION!!!!!
YOU POOR COLLEGE STUDENT:
LOOKING FOR A PLACE TO STAY?

LOOK NO FURTHER.

COME STAY AT THE













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