ten things i've done that you probably haven't
1. Skinned a baby alive with an apple peeler, dipped it in margarita salt, and covered it in a collage of pornography, decoupage style. Also, glued on a base and a ukelele in it's little hands. Also, I fried some tempura style stuff out of a the extra skin! It was a productive night.
2. Filled an entire milk jug with urine, one squatting.
3. Exorcised a demon from a hideous goiter growing on the neck of a child with cancer.
4. Managed a night club filled with rich socialites who were just dying to suck me off at every oppurtunity. That was before my "fall from grace", when the world was my oyster and I bought and sold people like you.
5. Killed a homeless man for fun after helping him recover from alcoholism and obtain a job and a small apartment at the YMCA. That was 3 years of investment and it was worth every painstaking minute.
6. Created AIDS virus, injected it into the first three faggots I come into contact with. Went home and recieved a morally sound monogomous missionary position hard fucking from my husband.
7. Designed the Segway.
8. Smoked hashish with Yasser Arafat's bloated corpse.
9. Fought an army of 145 Chinamen in a cagefight style arena deathmatch surrounded by spikes and with only piano wire as my weapon.
10. Punched God in the face after splooging on his flowing white beard.
NOW MAKE UP YOUR OWN
REPLY THEM HERE
THIS I DEMAND
YOU FUCK.
OH CHRIST
I AM BORED
If you still care go look at summer's list, it rivals my own: Yea, bitch
2. Filled an entire milk jug with urine, one squatting.
3. Exorcised a demon from a hideous goiter growing on the neck of a child with cancer.
4. Managed a night club filled with rich socialites who were just dying to suck me off at every oppurtunity. That was before my "fall from grace", when the world was my oyster and I bought and sold people like you.
5. Killed a homeless man for fun after helping him recover from alcoholism and obtain a job and a small apartment at the YMCA. That was 3 years of investment and it was worth every painstaking minute.
6. Created AIDS virus, injected it into the first three faggots I come into contact with. Went home and recieved a morally sound monogomous missionary position hard fucking from my husband.
7. Designed the Segway.
8. Smoked hashish with Yasser Arafat's bloated corpse.
9. Fought an army of 145 Chinamen in a cagefight style arena deathmatch surrounded by spikes and with only piano wire as my weapon.
10. Punched God in the face after splooging on his flowing white beard.
NOW MAKE UP YOUR OWN
REPLY THEM HERE
THIS I DEMAND
YOU FUCK.
OH CHRIST
I AM BORED
If you still care go look at summer's list, it rivals my own: Yea, bitch