What kind of spy are you talking about really I mean if you mean that could I be the debonair James Bond kind of spy with all the cool gadgets and shiny suits and chasing the girls and all that then not really besides Tim does all that without chasing the girls so me doing it too would be silly, and repetitive but if you mean that can I get in and ( Read more... )

Freudian slip? I only a slip the once and that was ‘cause I had to dress in a cheerleader’s outfit to save the world and that was only the once so it totally doesn’t count and you can’t hold it against me. And Freud is the guy who was more obsessed with sex than a teenage boy and thought everything was brought back around to sex and wanting to have ( Read more... )

Bart lay on top of his comforter. Roy had bought him whatever one he wanted. He’d gone with a blue one. Not everything had to be Flash themed all the time, and the blue one was really thick, which was nice. Not that Roy ever kept the AC all that hot, considering he was from the desert and had a higher preferred temperature than anyone else. That ( Read more... )

Black and white aren’t really colors did you know that? They’re shades, but not colors. They are polar opposites and really interesting, white is the reflection of every color and black absorbs all colors, did you know that? And it’s really interesting to think about, but white doesn’t actually have any color and black has every color in it, if you ( Read more... )

Oh man I’m so looking forward to the weekend the teachers are evil right now, what with summer coming up they’ve been assigning so many tests and papers and I’ve had to do that PSAT thing, but that’s done and I’m waiting for the results of that but I don’ t much care about that, college is a million years away so that doesn’t matter much, but man ( Read more... )

They always say sleeping on the couch means your in trouble and I don’t get that since Kon and I sleep on the couch in the barn and I’m very much not in trouble then and I don’t think Kon is in trouble either I think he just don’t want to embarrass his relatives and wants privacy so that we can make out and stuff in private rather than risking his ( Read more... )

He’d collected them, as soon as he’d realized they were about him, about them. Each one, from the unique to the antagonistic, to the absurd. He had them in six different languages, from all fifty states, and the few times they’d appeared in other English speaking countries, he had them from there too ( Read more... )

I’m Bart Allen, son of Meloni Thrawne, and Don Allen, one of the Tornado Twins in the 30th century I’m the grandson of Iris West Allen also of the thirtieth century, and Barry Allen the Flash of the twentieth century, cousin to the current Flash and in line to someday be the Flash. And that’s just on my Dad’s side of the family. I’m a Speedster who ( Read more... )

Grampa set our side of the speedster legacies, the Flashes, up as heroes pretty well. He was an amazing Flash. He led the JLA for a while and was half of the Brave and the Bold with Hal Jordan, the then Green Lantern who was also his best friend. I think he was the bold part, because Green Lantern’s are courageous, or brave and Hal was the pinnacle ( Read more... )

I’m not afraid. Why should I be? I have Robin who can figure anything out, Cassie who’s really strong and Kon who has TTK and there’s also Cissie who’s really good with a bow and arrow, and Secret who’s super scary sometimes and Anita’s joined us and she can do all sorts of magic things so I don’t really know why I should be scared to be honest or ( Read more... )