this is for class #1
Click to view"Hey ya'll!" | "do ya'll do acrylics?" | "can ya'll monogram these?" | (standing in yard) "HEY! How's y'mama now?"| "my mama is driving me CRAZY" | "my daddy's gone KILL me" | "My daddy's gone KILL you"| "some fool stole my buggy at the pigglywiggly!" | "durn!" | "dayum!" | "shee-it" | "duurn!" | "DAYum!" | "sheee-it" | "I LUVE CLemson! GO CLEMSON!!" | "I hate Clemson" | "They got propane on sale up at Wal-Mart" | "how can I be outta hairspray?" | "is mah hair too big?" | "mah hair won't do nuthin!" | "this cellulite cream ain't worth a crap!" | "durn! my tanning bed's broke" | "I'm fixin'go swimmin" | "I'm fixin'a fry up some okra" | "I'm fixin'a beat yore ASS!" | "Are you ready for christmas?" (repeated 3x) | "Jesus drank wine" | "I go to first baptist" | "I go to first methodist" | "I go to first presbytarian" | "Lemme tell you somethin" | "When *I* was a cheerleader..." | "When *I* was a debuttante..." | "when *I* was rushed tare(?) chi omega..." | "I'll have a Jack and coke please" | "I'll have a Jack and ginger please" | "I brought white zinfandel!" | "bet I can funnel a beer faster 'n' you" | "Oh mah gawd I know her... we used to do pagents together" | "can you believe that fatass was our homecoming queen?" | "He's dumb as dirt, bless his heart" | "she ain't got a pot to piss in... bless her heart" | "we had to put mee-maw in a nursing home... bless her heart" | "then she found out her husband was g-a-y~! Bless her heart" | "ohh she didn't use Duke's mayonnaise" | "next week, I'm goin on a diet" | "I ain't Japanese! I'm using a fork" | "durn! I don't have enough casserole dishes!" | "you need me to make a cheese ball?" | "more taters?" | "ugh, I'm full as a tick" | "I wanna do the entire room, in Laura Ashley" | "I need to order twelve bridesmaids dresses, please" | "does this pistol come in pink?" | "You couldn't pay me to live in New York" | "Oprah's new network sucks!" | "Is this tacky?" | "Ever thought about selling Mary Kay?" | "Ever thought about selling tupperware?" | "Ever thought about selling Amway?" | "we gotta go the hospital, yer daddy's done fell out the deer stand again" | "Blake Shelton's cute as a button" | "you better come gimme some sugar" | "honey" | "Darlin" | "sweety" | "sugar" | "sweety-pie" | "sweetheart" | "You don't NEED another boat!" | "He's a goober!" | "hope you got good insurance" | "do what?" | "can you believe that bitch didn't write a thank-you note?"