Interesting fact: I've never killed anyone. Really. Do any of you think I have?

Another thing, I think I'm gonna need some new furnature... I've been here for, what, five months (and that eight-year-long week) and it's starting to smell of pizza and bacon. Fun.

I found some real nice furnature and stuff for the apartment. A beanbag chair. I've always wanted a beanbag chair... and a TV with rabbit ears.

I'm starting to wonder if, aside from no AC, this place as any central heating. Or any heating. Anyone wanna sell me a furnace? I pay in turkey corpses.