There Is A Light That Never Goes Out

[not_a_goddess]

They should put a health warning out on the radio before any time they're gonna play anything by The Smiths. No, I'm not joking. Seriously. They put stuff out on the TV before violence or nudity or whatever so you can decide whether you want to expose yourself to something potentially upsetting. Well I want to know when I'm gonna be subjected to

Comments

[pen_pen42]

*hugs*

Lyrics

[humphry_cushion]

I Googled the full lyrics, and I thought (to use a Lancashire-ism) "Flippin' 'Eck"

Now listen to me - I'm a doctor (look, there's my white coat hanging in the corner), and I prescribe the following medicine:

Listen to Radio 2 (unlikely to get The Smiths on this beige-coloured station!)

Wear odd socks (life's too short to be looking for matching pairs, and, hey, it's fun!)

Swim

Wear ribbons in your hair

Hold a pyjama party - or better still, a cross-dressing pyjama party (some of those guys look really good in negligées!)

Paint your toenails red

Feed ducks

Share a huge tub of Ben and Jerry's

Use musicovery.com to create an up-beat, positive playlist (select the 1960s and early 70s for really cheesy pop music - the antithesis of Morrisey)

Re: Lyrics

[not_a_goddess]

*laugh* :-D

I pre-empted your list. :-P

It was on radio 2! :-O And I am listening to Musicovery right now. :-D

Don't tell mum but I wear odd socks a lot because it's hard to find pairs that match...

Went swimming on Tuesday. It proper killed my shoulders as well, apparently my shoulder muscles have atrophied away to mere rubber bands. I only did 750m as well.

Went down to the duckpond the other day and witnessed the ducks chasing some people across the road. They're evil I tell ya.

So yeah. I'm alright, sorry if I worried you... You know how it is sometimes I'm sure.

I'll try not to get run over by a double decker bus in the underpass today. ;-)

You know what, mon frere actually likes The Smiths. Chuh.