Kroll! Kroll! Kroll!
I am not writing fic, I am doing this instead. Hah!
I can't remember if this one is any good or if it's shit. LET US SEE!
Ah, space. Already we have met boring people in a base and a slave race. Ooh, I wonder what will happen. They're all light-haired, is that deliberate? Oh wait, one of them isn't, never mind. It's like Space: 1999. The Sons of Earth are planning to arm the Swampies, did you know that? You know it now. These men are so boring, they deserve to die.
TARDIS! Inna swamp! K-9 will apparently not be in this episode due to Location Filming. Romana is wearing a nice black and orange outfit. "Doctor, sometimes I don't think you're quite right in the head." Good call, Romana.
The boring men put on full-body condoms and go out in a boat. Four plays with bits of straw or whatever it is you get in swamps. Romana is abducted by green people. Four has made a wee flute thing, which is not phallic at all. Basically people are all wandering about and then someone shoots the Doctor. He doesn't die. The plot so far is that the Swampies (I suspect they don't call themselves that) are upset that boring people are refining something on their planet. I know whose side I am on, even if they did kidnap Romana.
Is he meant to be Irish? The refinery don't employ women, because they are evil. Anyway Romana has creepy sexual tension with this possibly-Irish man. I think his character is called Ronan Keating or something.
Isn't it great when people open doors and throw Tom Baker through them? I think it's great, anyway.
Ronan Keating is a gun-runner of some sort. At least he is arming a noble cause? The Swampies decide to sacrifice Romana to Kroll, because her beauty makes them lament that there are no women in their tribe. Perhaps Kroll will send women. The Swampies, who need a new PC name, are worried about their planet being entirely taken from them. So basically it is about colonialism. They are green. Do you think they painted their cocks? Anyway Four feels righteous about it all and runs off. What if we call them Persons Of Green Complexion? If only I cared what their planet was called. Delta something.
Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! It is time to killinate Romana. Kroll! Kroll! Kroll!
Four is wandering in the refinery and wearing huge wellington boots. Oh, it is Delta Magna, they were "resettled" which does not sound nice. The Delta Magnans are still trying to kill Romana, as Ronan Keating looks on creepily. Four finally leaves the refinery in a canoe.
Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! Etc! A thingy menaces Romana. CLIFFHANGER!
I can't remember if this one is any good or if it's shit. LET US SEE!
Ah, space. Already we have met boring people in a base and a slave race. Ooh, I wonder what will happen. They're all light-haired, is that deliberate? Oh wait, one of them isn't, never mind. It's like Space: 1999. The Sons of Earth are planning to arm the Swampies, did you know that? You know it now. These men are so boring, they deserve to die.
TARDIS! Inna swamp! K-9 will apparently not be in this episode due to Location Filming. Romana is wearing a nice black and orange outfit. "Doctor, sometimes I don't think you're quite right in the head." Good call, Romana.
The boring men put on full-body condoms and go out in a boat. Four plays with bits of straw or whatever it is you get in swamps. Romana is abducted by green people. Four has made a wee flute thing, which is not phallic at all. Basically people are all wandering about and then someone shoots the Doctor. He doesn't die. The plot so far is that the Swampies (I suspect they don't call themselves that) are upset that boring people are refining something on their planet. I know whose side I am on, even if they did kidnap Romana.
Is he meant to be Irish? The refinery don't employ women, because they are evil. Anyway Romana has creepy sexual tension with this possibly-Irish man. I think his character is called Ronan Keating or something.
Isn't it great when people open doors and throw Tom Baker through them? I think it's great, anyway.
Ronan Keating is a gun-runner of some sort. At least he is arming a noble cause? The Swampies decide to sacrifice Romana to Kroll, because her beauty makes them lament that there are no women in their tribe. Perhaps Kroll will send women. The Swampies, who need a new PC name, are worried about their planet being entirely taken from them. So basically it is about colonialism. They are green. Do you think they painted their cocks? Anyway Four feels righteous about it all and runs off. What if we call them Persons Of Green Complexion? If only I cared what their planet was called. Delta something.
Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! It is time to killinate Romana. Kroll! Kroll! Kroll!
Four is wandering in the refinery and wearing huge wellington boots. Oh, it is Delta Magna, they were "resettled" which does not sound nice. The Delta Magnans are still trying to kill Romana, as Ronan Keating looks on creepily. Four finally leaves the refinery in a canoe.
Kroll! Kroll! Kroll! Etc! A thingy menaces Romana. CLIFFHANGER!