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Imagine, if you will, a hole in the internet. It is near a handy source of fresh water and some wild berries or suchlike. Inside this hole lives the internet groundhog. Since it is winter, our Ehog is busily hibernating in his cozy little docmile. About a month ago he stuck his head up and looked around, upon seeing his Eshadow, he pissed off ( Read more... ) -
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Never let your sprockets go uncalibrated! -
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get a fucking literary leo, i'm in it! -
right good to be back
i got back from tennessee last night. it was pretty dull down there, usually is. i think, if the doldrums were a real place, they'd be in tennessee. -
Ho Ho
Today i got my permit, i've finally gone back on my promise to myself that i would never ever drive if i could avoid it.
I'll probably be directing in young playwright's this year, and i plan on going down in walden's historybooks with this one.
oh, and i just realized that i cannot stand the internet. -
Just Like a Buzzin' fly
I have a girlfriend and a typewriter. Somehow the combination of these two things indicates to me that all is right with the world even when it's wrong. -
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If I have ever threatened to turn you into a hat, or any other garment, I would like to apologise.
Unfortunately, I am not legally responsible for my actions. -
eggnog spiked with rum=holiday cheer
friday was funny. shannon and i went out for ice cream to celebrate the start of winter break with irony. betsy showed up while we were still loitering inside cold stone and that was fun. later i went out and saw Syriana with my dad and little brother. it did not have a happy ending. -
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working on a psychology portfolio piece that was due months ago. i am not a loser. -
BEWARE THE WRATH OF MY SLIPPERY FEMUR
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umm, ACT tomorrow. super lame.