The lovely and talented
eledhwenlin brought my attention to the
helpsomalia auction, and I couldn't help but offer up my talents, such as they are, to a great cause like relieving some of the suffering in Somalia's refugee camps.
I'm offering both stories and podfic, so if you'd like your very own Nos-penned due South, Hard Core Logo, Wilby Wonderful, Supernatural, J2 RPF, X Men: First Class, Charlotte Bronte's Jane Eyre and/or Torchwood fic, please
go here to bid. I'd write to your specifications (pairing, theme, plot points, etc) and include as many of your kinks, predilections or peccadilloes as you'd like. You can request filthy, vanilla or just plain ohmygodsowrong fanfic. AUs, crackfic, humor, angst...you name it, I'll write it. And even if you think my writing stinks but you'd like to donate to a worthy cause, I hope you'll consider bidding. Auction starts at $10.
I'm also offering an audiofic of your choice, to be recorded by me in my home studio. (Um, my living room. Potentially there will be a barking Pomeranian in the background). I've recorded several long stories by luminaries such as
speranza,
sageness and
arrow00, so I'm not afraid to bite off more than I can chew. If there's a story you're dying to hear, and you want it read by a superfastomgtalker with a Canadian accent, well, why not
bid on me? Any fandom, pairing and/or author is A-okay with me. Starting bid is $5 solid dollahs!
Bidding ends in 4 days, although hopefully an extension is in the works.
Please check out
Help Somalia for more details, and to find other authors, artists and podfic readers who want to make you stuff for sweet, sweet charity.