A Public Service Poll: Man-Juice and You
dessert_first and I were talking about sex conventions in fic (as we do) and we were laughing over some of the unrealistic or downright ridiculous descriptions of semen that pop up time and again. After all, nothing takes you out of a hot and heavy sex scene like a grossly inaccurate description of a guy's, uh, climax. Or the product thereof.
So! I present to you, oh wise and knowledgeable f-list, a rather bare-bones poll on the subject. I apologize for the paucity of good adjectives in the poll questions, particularly re: the smell issue. If you can substitute more informative/detailed/precise descriptions, or if you think there are any questions I've left out, please mention it in the comments. I'll reformat the poll to incorporate your suggestions and duly re-post.
Also, pass this one along! The more responses this poll generates, the less chance we stand of being subjected to a description of semen that includes something like, "stringy whipped-cream strands of cum that coated him like a second skin." (I know, I know - it's painful!).
And please be aware that this poll is not work safe. Okay! Let the fun times begin!
Poll Blow a Load and Stop the Pain!
*I don't have a sense of smell, so...I assume there IS a smell, right?
So! I present to you, oh wise and knowledgeable f-list, a rather bare-bones poll on the subject. I apologize for the paucity of good adjectives in the poll questions, particularly re: the smell issue. If you can substitute more informative/detailed/precise descriptions, or if you think there are any questions I've left out, please mention it in the comments. I'll reformat the poll to incorporate your suggestions and duly re-post.
Also, pass this one along! The more responses this poll generates, the less chance we stand of being subjected to a description of semen that includes something like, "stringy whipped-cream strands of cum that coated him like a second skin." (I know, I know - it's painful!).
And please be aware that this poll is not work safe. Okay! Let the fun times begin!
Poll Blow a Load and Stop the Pain!
*I don't have a sense of smell, so...I assume there IS a smell, right?