Jokes about the Yellow Death
I made lasagna last night in the slow cooker and there was some left over, so I told scarfe I was going to have it for lunch. He made a "but what will I eat?" face and then pulled a box of White Cheddar Macaroni down from the shelf.
He proceeded to hop around, chant and make faces while shaking the box. "There," he said, "I have put a Macaroni curse on you!"
And I responded, "I thought the real curse was having to eat the macaroni."
While we're on the subject, the most comments I have ever received from a single journal entry (except for the post I made about how shitty the first Highlander movie was) came from the one where I complained that I couldn't cook Kraft Dinner. It's like the part of my brain that allows me to boil water, add boxed noodles, drain and then add that fake chemical orange cheese-stuff is missing. I screw it up every time. I admitted this, and then received nearly 60 comments from my f-list with hints and suggestions about how to cook Kraft Dinner. From this I conclude that you are all obsessed with KD and Highlander. You're sick, f-list. Really sick.
ETA: scarfe has asked me to inform you all that he loves Kraft Dinner so much he'd "shoot up that white cheddar powder" if he could. And apparently he thinks this would make a good song lyric. I pass it on to stealthwise and the ages to decide if it would really make a good tune.
He proceeded to hop around, chant and make faces while shaking the box. "There," he said, "I have put a Macaroni curse on you!"
And I responded, "I thought the real curse was having to eat the macaroni."
While we're on the subject, the most comments I have ever received from a single journal entry (except for the post I made about how shitty the first Highlander movie was) came from the one where I complained that I couldn't cook Kraft Dinner. It's like the part of my brain that allows me to boil water, add boxed noodles, drain and then add that fake chemical orange cheese-stuff is missing. I screw it up every time. I admitted this, and then received nearly 60 comments from my f-list with hints and suggestions about how to cook Kraft Dinner. From this I conclude that you are all obsessed with KD and Highlander. You're sick, f-list. Really sick.
ETA: scarfe has asked me to inform you all that he loves Kraft Dinner so much he'd "shoot up that white cheddar powder" if he could. And apparently he thinks this would make a good song lyric. I pass it on to stealthwise and the ages to decide if it would really make a good tune.