Round 9

May 16, 2012 22:13

THIS ROUND IS CLOSED TO NEW PROMPTS

Round 10 will be up in about a week.  We'll have a friending meme up in the next couple of days, and we'll be discussing hiring new mods to deal with the influx of members and prompts.

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[Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. anonymous June 2 2012, 16:39:40 UTC
Twist on the Underage!Loki prompts.

Loki is underage, but no one knows it until after Avengers when he's been brought to face judgement before the court. Due to what he did to Jotunhiem in Thor, there are quite a few Frost Giants in attendance as well. Odin recites the list of grievances (which may or may not be exaggerated) and as the first stage of his punishment Loki is stripped of his magic.

As Odin expected, the glamor that keeps Loki looking Aesir comes off, but what Odin did not expect is that the glamor that aged Loki at the same rate as an Aesir comes off too, and now in the middle of the hall wearing battle armor and chains and a muzzle that is all but falling off is a teeny, tiny, half-starved Loki (his legendary appetite was due to the need for energy reserves to fuel the glamors) that has all the Frost Giants in attendance screaming for war.

Because Frost Giants aren't gods. They don't have access to Idunn's apples of Immortality and Eternal Youth. And yet Laufey held the throne for as long as Loki had been alive and long before that. Why? Because Frost Giants, like most larger breeds of mammal, naturally live long lives. As a consequence of this they age very, very slowly in comparison to their smaller, Aesir counterparts, and they have very strict rules on when a child can enter warrior training, what kind of duties they first get assigned, and when they can be considered responsible for their own actions.

Odin, whether he is half giant in this continuity or not, never knew this because Frost Giants are extremely protective of their child-bearers and children and keep them the Hel away from combat zones. If he is part jotun, the intermingling of being Aesir and giant is what causes him to look so much older than everyone else but still be spry enough to ride to battle and be all kingly. Access to the apples doesn't hurt, either.

Bonus: Instead of telling him to shut up, a jotun calmly picks little!Loki up and proceeds to wash his mouth out with soap.

Double Bonus: The Aesir court is freaked out too, because they remember all the crap that Loki's gone through, either because he brought it on himself or not, and it isn't the sort of thing that ANY of them would want on a child.

Triple Bonus: Loki isn't a runt. He's perfectly sized for his age.

MEGA ULTRA BONUS: The Avengers find out and Tony says, "Wait, so you're telling me we had rings run around us, and Manhattan was all but demolished, by a five year old trying to get Daddy's attention?!"

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. semiseverus June 2 2012, 16:57:01 UTC
I LOVE this prompt. Seconded so hard.

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. cancerjanus June 2 2012, 17:14:12 UTC
I plan on keeping the remade Bifrost open until someone fills this ;)

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. toitsu June 2 2012, 17:52:16 UTC
YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES YES

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. anonymous June 2 2012, 19:13:00 UTC
PLEASE!
I need this, for reasons!

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. history13041985 June 2 2012, 20:06:46 UTC
Please, i would like to see it!

PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE,PLEASE.
( kid!Loki must be really inteligent,no? Because doing all of that with being a kid.)
And i would really love the sentence of Tony and suddenly Clint understands a lot of thing (why does Loki watch little pony and other animes, him loving plush, wanting to play little kid's play and a lot of other thing).

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. purplemoon3 June 2 2012, 21:14:15 UTC
Okay, now we just need a deleted scene where Loki is forcing his mind controlled army to play Trouble/Frustration with him.

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. findtheend June 4 2012, 04:01:25 UTC
Will someone with artistic ability please draw this? I will love them forever.

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. laytoncolt June 4 2012, 09:39:58 UTC
Was going to anon for this, but my scrapbook address would have given me away anyway! So I might as well fess up now. ;-)

Jotun!Loki misses Midgard

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. findtheend June 4 2012, 09:49:48 UTC
Yeeeeeeeeees.

Let me love you? //hopeful

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Re: [Gen] Loki, just about everybody. Jotun's age Slowly. laytoncolt June 4 2012, 22:27:32 UTC
Hee! I'm glad you liked it. :-)

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[Fill] Children of Winter equal_to_k June 2 2012, 21:38:40 UTC
I'm linking this to my journal.

Children of Winter

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Re: [Fill] Children of Winter equal_to_k June 3 2012, 05:48:45 UTC
I'm pleased that you like it!

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