...taking my wings outside
ok these are the observations and happenings of my first day of school that i compulsively wrote in my spiderman notebook about.
1. before my very first class, i was walking through the parking lot and saw the silhouette of a shrimpy kid w/ a rolling backpack. (i later found out that the main form of backpack at tri-c is the rolling backpack.)
2. after seeing the first rolling backpack i almost slipped and fell.
3. walking up the stairwell, there was a girl chugging pepto bismol in the corner. i found it odd.
4. there were certain kids who were really proud to be experts on tri-c and would talk loudly about all the professors and classes.
5. i saw a girl spontaneously spew everywhere on my way to get my parking sticker. about ten minutes later i realized that it was pepto bismol girl, b/c her spew was pink and she was chubby.
6. on my way to my chem lab i was laughing hysterically in my car b/c i was reliving the spongebob where plankton is like "this is my lab! {real video of a labrador retriever}...AND THIS IS MY LABORATORY!"
7. i saw the reflection of this insane chem teacher from the 70's w/ puffy hair parted on the side and unnaturally dyed black in the fume hood...but when i turned around he was gone.
8. our chem lab safety video talked about bare hands and i held myself together, even though i was dying laughing inside thinking about bear hands.
9. i pulled into the parking lot for biology and some girl cut me off and i was like 'damnit bitch' and some guy on the sidewalk saw me say it...then when i parked my car the guy's car was facing mine and he saw me fall flat on my ass. looking back on it, i wished that instead of laughing hysterically, i would have just gotten up, pumped my fist in the air once, and ran away.
10. some douche walked into bio wearing scrubs...i was like wtf, taking this a little seriously, are we? b/c our class is one of the first ones for majors so its not like he was coming from another class or something. but it turned out he had some physical therapy lab thing.
11. THERE IS A GIRL IN MY BIO CLASS NAMED SVETLANA AND SHE IS A DIVA IF I EVER SAW ONE.
12. in the bio lab, there are closets labeled 'skeleton collection' and 'skull collection'...it was at this moment that i knew i was in the right place. i too have these collections.
so it wasn't a bad first day, if i do say so. it's getting more depressing as time goes on, but i can handle it.
so yesterday at work my manager asked me what i did w/ the box of lotions she brought up and i was like i put them on the shelves and the rest under the cabinet...i doubt there's room for anything else under there though b/c it's a little tight w/ all the lotions. and it was totally creepy b/c she was like 'yeah, i bet it's reeally tight.' and she kind of grinned and laughed, which was basically b/c for that particular scent we only have one shelf in understock, so that many lotions would take up the entire thing...but it sounded too sexual for me to handle. i think that everyone there thinks i'm a lesbian. just b/c my nails are black and not pink and my hair is short and spiky and i hate almost everything we sell. i'm being paranoid but sometimes i wonder. either that or SHE'S gay, b/c she could be. she always has guys calling her and buying her things, even though she's crazy weird looking and has a plastic personality...and she never actually dates them. if she's gay she should just come out with it i think. it's ok, sally. but if you ever try to make out with me, i'll punch you in your braceface teeth.
that was kinda mean. she's ok, i just think she hates me. so yesterday when i was driving i realized that i forgot about the sky for a while, and that's probably the worst thing you can do. i also realized that the way things have been turning out for me is awfully strange. my lack of subtlety in past situations when i just wanted to scream and freak out didn't end up being conveyed. hints just aren't easy to get i suppose, even if i'm drilling them into your head. it's probably better that way. ahguuuhhaaaa. no more. i'm done. i sound like the biggest moron right now. sorry guys.
hey, last thing. i will upload the few pix i took over break within the next couple days hopefully. i have to install the camera program on this computer.
1. before my very first class, i was walking through the parking lot and saw the silhouette of a shrimpy kid w/ a rolling backpack. (i later found out that the main form of backpack at tri-c is the rolling backpack.)
2. after seeing the first rolling backpack i almost slipped and fell.
3. walking up the stairwell, there was a girl chugging pepto bismol in the corner. i found it odd.
4. there were certain kids who were really proud to be experts on tri-c and would talk loudly about all the professors and classes.
5. i saw a girl spontaneously spew everywhere on my way to get my parking sticker. about ten minutes later i realized that it was pepto bismol girl, b/c her spew was pink and she was chubby.
6. on my way to my chem lab i was laughing hysterically in my car b/c i was reliving the spongebob where plankton is like "this is my lab! {real video of a labrador retriever}...AND THIS IS MY LABORATORY!"
7. i saw the reflection of this insane chem teacher from the 70's w/ puffy hair parted on the side and unnaturally dyed black in the fume hood...but when i turned around he was gone.
8. our chem lab safety video talked about bare hands and i held myself together, even though i was dying laughing inside thinking about bear hands.
9. i pulled into the parking lot for biology and some girl cut me off and i was like 'damnit bitch' and some guy on the sidewalk saw me say it...then when i parked my car the guy's car was facing mine and he saw me fall flat on my ass. looking back on it, i wished that instead of laughing hysterically, i would have just gotten up, pumped my fist in the air once, and ran away.
10. some douche walked into bio wearing scrubs...i was like wtf, taking this a little seriously, are we? b/c our class is one of the first ones for majors so its not like he was coming from another class or something. but it turned out he had some physical therapy lab thing.
11. THERE IS A GIRL IN MY BIO CLASS NAMED SVETLANA AND SHE IS A DIVA IF I EVER SAW ONE.
12. in the bio lab, there are closets labeled 'skeleton collection' and 'skull collection'...it was at this moment that i knew i was in the right place. i too have these collections.
so it wasn't a bad first day, if i do say so. it's getting more depressing as time goes on, but i can handle it.
so yesterday at work my manager asked me what i did w/ the box of lotions she brought up and i was like i put them on the shelves and the rest under the cabinet...i doubt there's room for anything else under there though b/c it's a little tight w/ all the lotions. and it was totally creepy b/c she was like 'yeah, i bet it's reeally tight.' and she kind of grinned and laughed, which was basically b/c for that particular scent we only have one shelf in understock, so that many lotions would take up the entire thing...but it sounded too sexual for me to handle. i think that everyone there thinks i'm a lesbian. just b/c my nails are black and not pink and my hair is short and spiky and i hate almost everything we sell. i'm being paranoid but sometimes i wonder. either that or SHE'S gay, b/c she could be. she always has guys calling her and buying her things, even though she's crazy weird looking and has a plastic personality...and she never actually dates them. if she's gay she should just come out with it i think. it's ok, sally. but if you ever try to make out with me, i'll punch you in your braceface teeth.
that was kinda mean. she's ok, i just think she hates me. so yesterday when i was driving i realized that i forgot about the sky for a while, and that's probably the worst thing you can do. i also realized that the way things have been turning out for me is awfully strange. my lack of subtlety in past situations when i just wanted to scream and freak out didn't end up being conveyed. hints just aren't easy to get i suppose, even if i'm drilling them into your head. it's probably better that way. ahguuuhhaaaa. no more. i'm done. i sound like the biggest moron right now. sorry guys.
hey, last thing. i will upload the few pix i took over break within the next couple days hopefully. i have to install the camera program on this computer.