ugh.

[normalskeptic]

So, despite two straight hours of cursing, threats, debating, and coercing, Haruhi wound up one way or another, painting me green and forcing me to stand outside of our new ship which has for whatever reason, been outfitted with exactly what she wanted screaming out to the ocean. Before you ask, no, I haven't lost my mind yet. At the least, I was

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[flatlikeawall]

Was your hair green?

[normalskeptic]

No, thank god.

[flatlikeawall]

Too bad. I could have gotten you a job.

[normalskeptic]

...a job doing what?

[flatlikeawall]

Baby-sitting. Male nanny. Caretaker. Your pick.

[normalskeptic]

How does having green hair qualify me for any job like that?!

[flatlikeawall]

It's a preference from the requester.

[normalskeptic]

Couldn't you do it then?

[flatlikeawall]

I don't want to.

[normalskeptic]

So then, you're trying to push the job off onto me?

[flatlikeawall]

No, you have to apply first. If he likes you, you get a chance for the job.

[normalskeptic]

I'll pass. I'm already dealing with a full-time job here.

[flatlikeawall]

Okay~ If you ever change your mind, you know where to find me.