ugh.

Oct 07, 2009 20:37

So, despite two straight hours of cursing, threats, debating, and coercing, Haruhi wound up one way or another, painting me green and forcing me to stand outside of our new ship which has for whatever reason, been outfitted with exactly what she wanted screaming out to the ocean. Before you ask, no, I haven't lost my mind yet. At the least, I was still speaking in a language that I understand.

Obviously, it went over as well as I thought, and nothing, not a galleon, a cruise ship or even a sailboat passed by.

Either way, I hope you've learned a lesson from all of this, Haruhi. This type of advertising doesn't work at all! If you want to advertise, why don't you paint yourself green? I'm sure other pirates are more willing to see that instead of seeing me.

...by the way. How exactly am I supposed to wash the rest of this off? I've gotten it off of my face, but the rest isn't coming off.
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